Reading water drinker

A person to drinks water and looks at books

When I grow up, I want to be a reading water drinker at home or at the library

by gr00vyspam September 7, 2022

Water

This is the most potent substance known to mankind.
It is the main cause of the greenhouse effect.
It is the main substance of acid rain.
It can break down whole mountains.
It corrodes steel in houses and cars.
93% of the people who ate this chemical died.
Only 7% of who were exposed to this chemical are alive today.
It is even detected in significant amounts in the antartic snow.
Despite having the many effects listed above, it is used in almost every chemical factory, and also are released from the factories.
It can act to spread bacteria, and there are many cases recorded in history.
It is used during reproduction of mosquitoes.

I strongly do not recommend being in contact with this poison.
If you unfortunately have been in touch with this, you will die for sure.

School is contaminated by dihydrogen monoxide(Water), so I shall refuse to go there.

by Jekr December 9, 2018

Wisco Water

An alcoholic beverage consisting of 3 parts vodka 1 part Mountain Dew. Traditionally drank north of highway 8 as a replacement to water.

Oh hey der Gary, you want to swing through da bar and grab a few Wisco waters?

by EDub69 October 17, 2023

water orton

The greatest place on earth. If you have ever even passed through the wonderful village then you have accomplished life. Possibly the holy land and the definition of paradise.

Water Orton is amazing

by My dads bald as fuck February 7, 2018

Philadelphia water balloon

Pissing in a butthole

It was a wild night. I gave her a Philadelphia water balloon... Now I need a new mattress.

by Donell Worthington December 26, 2019

water slide

it’s a slide meant to use when you are at a water park and has water in it that leads you to a pool of water

Look at that big water slide

by Clairvoyant tickle May 1, 2025

Water

Wet

Water is wet

by Cthulhuzzz January 13, 2019