reverse-karma

Normally, bad karma is when something comes back to haunt someone.

Reverse karma is when something comes back to haunt, but it haunts someone else, not the original person that deserved the karma.

JOHN (angrily): Where is the remote Jane!?
JANE: Why do you always assume I have it?
JOHN: Oh, I'm sitting on it
JANE: That's an example of reverse-karma because your actions came back to haunt me instead of just you because you wasted my time and hurt my feelings!

by HomelessPaddler January 22, 2021

Reverse Rodeo

If your girlfriend rides your man meat - tell her that her sister's tits look and feel better. Then try to get her off you as she sits on you and smacks your face with both hands

My girlfriend is riding my joystick nicely, out of the blue I tell her that her sister's tits look much better and feel nicer too. She starts pounding my face with 2 fists at once. I try with all my might to get her off me. I end up with 2 blue eyes but I did the reverse rodeo.

by EBG2025 January 25, 2025

White Uno Reverse

When a guy finishes in a girl right before she squirts and she projectile squirts the cum back at him.

"Hey I heard you fucked Trinity, how did that go?"
"Man I'm never doing that again, she pulled the White Uno Reverse on me. Shit was nasty"

by Whiteunomaster December 14, 2022

reverse video transcriptase

Reverse Video Transcriptase is the technology through which glow niggers from MOSSAD, MI6, CIA, NSA, FBI, etc manage to secretly record oneself through their video camera of their own devices.

Brad, there's a video of you online fapping to some Taylor Swift song. Why did you upload it?
Damn, those glow niggers from JIDF must have hacked me and spied on me through Reverse Video Transcriptase. Next time I'll put a sticker on my cam and be on my merry fap.

by xythras September 25, 2024

reverse ejaculation garbage

Reverse ejaculation garbage is when a man is ready to ejaculate and exactly at that moment a penis plug is being inserted at his urethra so that the orgasm is ruined feeling like a garbage

She ruined his orgasm by using the technic "reverse ejaculation garbage"

by sokolata December 30, 2016

Reverse Bear Hug

The act of shitting your pants and hugging someone’s torso backwards while smooshing the shit on them

Doug, if you don’t give me a better assignment I’m going to give you a Reverse Bear Hug!!!

by Pervytoadsage March 6, 2024

Reverse Scientology

The reverse of scientology. Using actual logic instead of bullshit

Man, I used some reverse scientology and that shut em up

by Bearcat Bill October 14, 2020