Japanese old fashioned

When your girl mummifies you in cling wrap and gives you a blow job. But the slow kind where she slowed down before you nutted and draws out your orgasm until you moan like a wounded soldier. You got that Japanese old fashioned

Yo, bro, my girl gave me a Japanese old fashioned. I thought I was gonna nut through the back of her throat I wanted to cum so hard.

by Jefe666 January 5, 2024

Crazy Old Hag

Mrs.Sims

Damn that Crazy Old Hag (Mrs.Sims) is here

by Firebird1995 May 24, 2018

S.O.B. (old manure)

Shot Off Balls in the war.

S.O.B. (old manure) , thank you for your service.

by Goonie's Revenge October 22, 2023

100 years old

An age.

She is nearly 100 years old.

by Debskelly1985 March 18, 2023

homophobic gay 14 yr old edgelords😈🥶

the two boys in my class that share the same brain cell and act gay when they think no one is watching and makes free israel and hitla jokes

"Wtf r they doing" "oh they're just being homophobic gay 14 yr old edgelords😈🥶"

by shmiigyツ February 12, 2024

old hickory

When you cut off your penis and testicles cook it in a frying pan and proceed to eat it.

What are you doing Dave? I'm just eating my old hickory limb.

by cmill7589 April 30, 2024

old noodle

Old nudes

Do you have old noodles?

by AyeFuckitup May 22, 2018