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Jesus Monkey

An expression that basically shows extreme shock or frustration, combination of Jesus and monkey
"That guy just ran his car into a tree"
"Jesus Monkey!"

"I can't write this whole essay in one night... Jesus Monkey..."
by Quadruplefork January 17, 2009
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Thunder monkey

by Just luv April 13, 2014
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monkey butt

The soreness in the rectal area after participating in such activities as anal sex.
Hey girlfriend, I'm got a bad case of monkey butt after my boyfriend slammed it up my ass all night long.
by TFWI June 11, 2018
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pig monkey

"Look, look, it's the pig monkey.."
"Who? Which one?"
"The one with the nose."
"Ooooh..."
by Sabishii211 March 26, 2004
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Sea Monkey

1. A companies lame way to make monkey by selling brine shrimp (the things that you can buy to feel your tropical fish @ the pet store for 10p).

They charge you almost £10 for a tank and "food" and call the shrimp "sea monkeys" as though it somehow magically transforms them into something that's actually worth keeping a a pet.

In reality, brine shrimp are food for tropical fish, they are not pets. They cost 10p a bag at my local pet shop and they can be kept in an open jar in the back garden for years and survive from bits of leaf etc. that fall into it naturally. But who would want to keep them for years anyway, it's much more entertaining feeding them to guppies.

2. A way for parents to please their annoying bratty kids ... because this is the closest they are going to get to letting them have pets.
Child 1: Check out my sea monkeys, they are so cute!
Child 2: Those don't look like monkeys, they look like floating bits of insect. groce.
by the_end_is_nigh (myspace) September 5, 2005
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queef monkey

A Fat Nasty Stupid Bitch who lives in charlotte north carolina 28205!!
She/He's A Fuckin Queef Monkey WTF!
by qyedhsu March 6, 2008
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monkey boy

This is usually were a boy looks like a monkey when cheeks are inflated and ears stick out!!! This is cute and does not mean the boy has to be hairy just to have some rsembelence to a monkey!!
OMG monkey boy!

u look like a monkey, boy!

Monkey boy would you...

Monkey boy you look like Ryan O'Neill
by areilly February 8, 2008
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