iPad kid

A stupid 3-10 year old who only uses there iPad for entertainment.
Some way you can find out if a child is in fact a iPad kid.
1. they will scream

2. FULL VOLUME AT ALL TIMES

3. coco melon/Ryan's toy review
4. Cheeto fingers

5. Bulky iPad cases

6 dirty screen

Person1:dude look at that iPad kid

Person2: there parents must not care about them
13 year old from far away: ew it smells like shit in here

1: did that kid just shit there pants

2 yes yes they did
13 year old now very close by: whelp it looks like the parents don't care lets just judge and make Shure this in fact a iPad kid
2 who the fuck are you

13yr old: I'm a 13 year old to add more depth to this stupid story

1: wait this is fake
2 well no fucking shit this is fake
iPad kid: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MOMY MY IPAD DIED
13yo: run

and they all fuck died the end.

by itsdinocraft August 1, 2022

Kid Tummy

When you drink a man's semen and your stomach is full of it

When I drank all that cum I had a Kid Tummy

by Young Tree stump May 30, 2018

the disabled kid

1. the kid in class who is in a wheelchair, pretty chill student most of the time
2. the american kid who is in a wheelchair until he got up and pulled out a glock 19

1. "did you hear about the disabled kid?"
2. content deleted

by i have ligma pls help June 2, 2022

Pump kid

are basically the kids that dress like prep meets punk meets scenish. There clothes consist of things such as Band tees ranging from the rolling stones to cobra starship. they where jeans at normal tightness. They also where aeropostale and novelty tees. There shoes can be converse,skateshoes,slip-ons or tennis. they listen to all types of music. There where there hair at normal lenghts and out of eyes. there hair may have some color but nothing extreme.

Dude Brandon is pretty cool he's one of those pump kids.

by pump kid brandon bear August 26, 2008

playground kid

This kid is the one who loiters around the playground alone and talks to anyone who comes by. Typically, their hair is unkempt, their clothes are dirty and there is never a parent around.

Ugh. Didn't feel like talking but this playground kid followed me around the park as if I was his new best friend.

by afillo July 18, 2009

lakeside kids

lakeside kids are really musty, dusty and crusty.

friend: hey have you heard of lakeside kids?
friend 2: no, what are they?
friend: they are very musty, crusty and dusty.
friend 2: thanks for telling me!

by urmumhahahajhsisje June 23, 2021

ukraine kid

a meme found within dead discord servers filled with ukraine citizens.

Person 1 inserts an image of their dog
Person 2 : Ukraine kid dog?
Person 1 : Wtf?

Person 2 : Ukraine kid dog
Person 1 has left the chat

by Weird definitions May 30, 2022