The Joe Rogan Theorem

Out of all possible combinations of events there will always be at least one that will make it possible for someone to be on the Joe Rogan podcast within the space of a week.

Dude I'm so freaked out thinking about "The Joe Rogan Theorem".

by guldan November 11, 2021

joe mikey mapa

1. pseudo-minor Christian celebrity
2. self-professed G.O.A.T.

3. SCC's bff

Oh my goodness! I got my pick signed by a joe mikey mapa.

by enneagram4fromslytherin July 27, 2021

Joe Biden Math

To make up some magical fairytale number that sounds good.

Damn your boy must be using Joe biden math cause he’s about 3 beers deep.

by Feastmodechevy February 21, 2022

Declan joe Hawkins

A scrawny ominous man, who claims to have ripped out all his organs and injured his penis 30 times. Claims to be gay and straight and plays the harmonica like a god. Is nasty to everyone and hides in his hobbit hole of a home

im so ashamed that I am dating a Declan joe Hawkins

by unknownSMELLY November 23, 2021

Big Joe and the Twins

A guys dick and his balls.

Sally and her four daughters need to meet up with Big Joe and the Twins.

by Longrod Von Hugedong July 2, 2007

Billie Joe Armstrong

The lead singer of Green Day!
the hottest rocker EVER!!
I LOVE GREEN DAY!!!
also what idiots with no lives would call "billy" joe armstrong

i just saw Billie Joe Armstrong last night at a Green Day concert! and it was AWESOME!!

by RACHEL!!!!!!! September 25, 2005

BILLIE JOE ARMSTRONG

A FUCKIN HOTY WITH A BODY! bILLIE joe is..
1. hott
2. Prettier than you
3. Best singer/gutiar man in world
4. nice ass
5. your mom
FUN FACTS: married to Adrienne, whos beautiful, has 2 sons,joey 10 and jakob 7!!! suffers from panic attacks, but who the hell cars..named sexy rock leader in 90's and maybe will be crowned this again we can only hope! I <3 all u guys!!! U ARE AWSUM!!

Tre Cool: Nobody knows the trouble I've seen..nobody knows my sorrow...
BJ: One time i had a dream i pissed in my suitcase...
Mike: You mother fuckers catch me!
Me: uh...meow

by MAKEMYDAYBILLIEJOEEE March 2, 2005