Canned Apple Juice

Please do not let Claus drink this, it will give him a heart attack and he will die.

DON'T LET CLAUS GET THE CANNED APPLE JUICE!

by I made this acc as a joke April 21, 2019

Juicing the Slim Jim

Alternate rarely used alternative to masturbating or ejaculating.

Right after I get out of school, I'm definitely juicing the slim jim.

by Osuttag Ebag March 12, 2020

blethan's piss juice

The best drink to ever exist on this planet.
Made of pure, natural and fresh piss.

100% sugar free

{Lukas:} Hey Alex, have you tried blethan's piss juice?
{Alex:} Wtf Lukas no and where did you get that fro-
{Lukas:} *shoves the juice into Alex's mouth*
{Alex:} Holy shit this is actually.. AMAZING!
{Lukas:} *smirk* knew you'd love it.

by Bonk October 27, 2020

Truth be told juice

Any liquid that causes the drinker to tell the truth.

Damn! That vodka is one strong truth be told juice!

by Atpita June 13, 2017

georgia juice box

When you piss into a vagina and fuck it. Counterpart to the Alabama Hot Pocket.

So I was at the bar, right? And ya know I wasn't trying to break the seal, and I met this girl with a golden shower fetish and I was like yo- I can do ya one better! And then I have her the old fashioned Georgia Juice Box! She squirted my piss everywhere!!!

by SpicyFajita January 29, 2017

Zoomie zoomie juice

A can of energy drink i.e Monster Energy or Red Bull

Hey bro could you get me some zoomie zoomie juice, I'm starting to crash

by Jesus's pet dinosaur November 16, 2021

apple juice day

29th of July

A day when we gather to drink apple juice and cure our depression

On the 29th of July we drink apple juice as a reminder that we have to keep living even if it’s just for apple juice

Well I’m drink apple juice on the 29th because is apple juice day, and I believe mental health is important

by Welovehalle July 28, 2021