John mayonnaise birdboy

A goofy 3 foot 1 non gade drinker

Where’s his gade oh that’s a John mayonnaise birdboy

by Ladolado August 31, 2022

john glover smith

loves cars and top gear

john glover smith you are a conservative

by derekk glasses April 27, 2022

John Rain Itoralba

Someone who is deeply in love with a person named maor. Extremely thunderous and loves to suck cock with his buddies jan, jj and samuel

Lets suck some dick John Rain Itoralba!

by Samuel loves margar May 4, 2022

John Philip Sousa

The absolute GOAT of all marches that could and ever will exist

John Philip Sousa created the Sousaphone because he was too lazy to march with a tuba.

by Veroli October 13, 2022

John O Connor

A sexy, hunky beast of a man. A truly gorgeous sight. So hot he’ll make you sweat at the thought of his gargantuan biceps.

Emily: Did you see John O Connor?
Eric: OMG Yasss he was so hot!!!

by Ilikemennoidont January 3, 2022

John Wilkes Booth

1) the man who assassinated president Lincoln

2) a person who two people have both hooked up with, dated, crushed on or have had some romantic connection with.

“Robin Scherbatsky was Ted and Barney’s John Wilkes Booth”

by Oneshyshawty April 18, 2022

john booker routledge

the third hottest man in outer banks after jj and rafe, hot tan surfer boy who pulled sarah cameron the girl of every guys dreams

“yo did you see john booker routledge??”

“yeah bro he fine ash”

by xotwod.forever March 11, 2022