Mother In Law

A mother in law is pretty much the very bane of your existence.

A mother in law (or MIL) is a wretched, treacherous female. She is insecure, jealous, petty, hateful and filled with spite. She is immature to the max.

She is shallow, empty headed and only cares about appearances. She is a master manipulator, and a huge control freak. She has to be in charge of everything.

It does not matter if the child(ren) she bore are in their 30s, 40s, 50s or 60s. She still must be a heavy influence in their lives, and she cannot exist without knowing their Every. Single. Move. She gushes unsolicited advice and is not satisfied unless she pushes her dumbass opinions. She HAS to be the center of attention. She is backbiting, hypocritical, sneaky and mean.

She pretends at church, pretends with the neighbors, pretends with the bridge club, but she is a fake, through and through.

She will constantly berate you, berate others, poke fun at people, make nasty comments behind your back, and betray you and others by gossiping about your/their private business.

A mother in law is a bitch from the bowels of hell.

A mother in law sometimes giggles like an evil 7 year old. She laughs at her own cruel jokes, with her long, yellow, scary teeth.
Beware the Mother In Law.

For she is the spider, and you are the fly.
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Slut in Law

When your slutty sister-in-law is fucks everyone including you.
Is Karen coming over? Yes? Okay.

<Fuck, I need to rail that slut in law.>
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leach's law

The premise that when someone throws an accusation of mansplaining into an argument, they automatically lose said argument since their only counter is the gender of the speaker.
Person 1- the earth is flat
Person 2- no it isn't! There is plenty of evidence saying otherwise.
Person 1- Stop Mansplaining!
Person 2- under the terms of Leach's Law, I declare myself the winner and bid you good day.
by EnigmaAlex November 04, 2017
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finance law

adding up department, place where addin masheens are used
That bloody Kes in finance has swiped me addin masheen again.
by Aslan June 14, 2004
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Max's Law

the theory that if any cord leading from ones phone can be caught on an obstacle and become dislodged from the compartment of the device, it fucking shall.
"Fuck the doorknob pulled my damn earphones out! God Damn Max's Law!"
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Unintended Thirst Law

The law to which describes the scenario when an artist or creator purposefully makes a character possess the traits to which would make it an undesirable person. As an opposite result of what you would expect, the said character incites attraction in great masses for no currently explainable reason or cause.

(To anyone asking, yes, I made up this term.)
(And fuck you, im coining it)
Creator: This character’s name is Finglesnork, it is an amalgamation of sentient pork fat and the cartilage of multiple animals. It spends whatever time it has lingering the streets hoping to devour puppies and lost babies.
Fanbase: I want this thing to fill whatever holes I have in my body and leave me a mess
Creator: Dear god I hate the fundamentals of Unintended Thirst Law
by this_is_a_recorded_message December 20, 2023
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