Dan's Law

The amount of energy required to not be a piece of shit is equal to the amount of energy required to post this definition.

Why don't people abide by Dan's Law, its really not that hard.

by StatesRightsTater November 30, 2021

Dillys Law

If you are unable to joke about being a paedophile, you are one.

He won't joke about being a paedo, therefore under Dillys Law...he's a paedo

by Jamesrjbh May 20, 2019

granddaughter-in-law

Grandchild's wife.

granddaughter-in-law.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

stepgrandparent-in-law

Spouse's stepgrandparent.

stepgrandparent-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

New law

Adults can no longer make top ramen for kids with the name Trenton!!!

New law says We can not make top ramen for Trenton anymore

by Valleykid November 7, 2020

stepuncle-in-law

1- Steppibling's husband.
2- Spouse's stepuncle.

stepuncle-in-law.

by Simaduria July 27, 2024

missFortunes Law

The idea that with just the right amount of women gathered in conversation the likeliness of the conversation devolving into talking about zodiac signs or tarot cards increases and is an eventuality. Much like like Godwins Law

Avoid sleepovers if you don't wish to talk about your zodiac sign, for that is a prime place to have a conversation lead into missFortunes Law.

by PoiLethe May 3, 2023