Best Friend

Their people who laugh at your pain and misery, eats/steals all your food, walks in on you, and is basicially another you once you transform them.

Me and Becky, pfft ya you can say we're best friend

My best friend just ate all my food and left the house all trashy

by huwehwhuf November 1, 2018

Friends with benefits

Andrew and Jenna

Man I wish I was like Andrew and Jenna, you know, friends with benefits.

by DevNitro June 2, 2018

friend boned

The awkward situation where a man who is shunned in the eternal hell of the friend zone gets a one time all expenses paid free ticket to ride the bone train and is still stuck as "just friends" afterwards...

"Yo I heard you got out of the friend zone with Christine last night!"
"Nah man I'm not just friend zoned I'm friend boned!"

by Ye ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ April 4, 2017

friend cuddling

Cuddling between two "just friends". They can be male or female, but if one is male and one is female, the guy usually wants to bone.

"I couldn't smash Bethany last night, so I had to settle for friend cuddling" ):

by Dippy Power July 1, 2017

Terrible Friend

A friend who says they'll call you back but doesn't

Amy's a terrible friend she said she would call me back in 10 minutes and it's been an hour

by Labaneh November 18, 2017

meme friend

Someone who shares the same love of memes as you do.

I’m gonna send this to my meme friend. They will appreciate it greatly.

by Defining Carebear March 15, 2018

mystery friend

When you're with one of your boys and you're trying to catch some tail for the night via text. You eventually convince one girl to meet up but still need to watch out for your friend, so you get the girl to bring one of her friends to low-key hook up with your friend. Her friend is referred to as Mystery Friend because neither of you know her name, or more importantly, her looks. Mystery Friend is often far less good-looking than the original friend, usually fat, and always desperate.

Mike: Yo! I got Porschia to hang out tonight and she said she'll bring a friend for you!
Jon: Nice! Is she hot?
Mike: No clue.

Jon: Oh great, a Mystery Friend...
Mike: Just plan on the Mystery Friend being a 4 and hopefully you won't be disappointed when you see her.

by FlowJo February 28, 2017