Fire Police

Generally a fire department elder who has retired from active firefighting and now performs traffic direction duties with now law enforcement training despite using the term police in the name. Commonly also a position for the department touchdown, and the middle aged members who talk about the hell years and fighting the big one despite never having fought fire.

Dude put that joint down there’s police ahead. Nah bro we’re good it’s fire police it’s like the Paul Blart of fireman.

by Johnny Taco October 17, 2020

Mass Firing

When a company fires 1 employee.
The workplace subsequently turns into the purge.

Jr Engineer: I heard one of the other engineers was fired last month.
Sr Engineer: First time surviving a mass firing?
Jr Engineer: Yea just glad I survived
Sr Engineer: You survived ... this round...

by Radiotrophic Gint November 29, 2023

fire code

Your friends excuse for not inviting you to a party.

Yo! Thanks for the sick ass invite to your house.

We maxed our house in people. We would have breached fire code.

by Barnknaskldfnjkgergtrhtrwrthgt May 30, 2017

Ice and fire daughter for hire

When your boss pisses you off you fuck his daughter with icy hot on her assholeAnd hot sauce in her pussy and Cum on his toothbrush.

Dude my boss fired me.

Damn bro did you ice and fire Daughter for hire her?

Fuck yeah I did!

by Bddb June 20, 2020

Fire Sale

A fire sale is the sale of goods at extremely discounted prices. ... They are said to occur in the in Cannabis markets when illegal outdoor grows and overzealous i502 producer/processors flood the market with mediocre weed. Companies then have to take their FIRE ass weed and sell it as a FIRE sale to prevent it from overflowing our vaults like Scrooge McDuck’s.

Yo, that Fire Sale weed was fire as fuck! I got that absolute fire for $120 an ounce!

by Free Rain Farmer January 13, 2022

Fire breathing dragon

The act of light a match and then putting it in one’s asshole and then farting use the methane gas to come out from your asshole

“Hey you wanna do fire breathing dragons together?”
“What’s that”

by Ilovebiginflationmilfs July 22, 2025

Fire sign

Someone who wants everybody else to be mad when they're mad, they dont ever want to be the one everybody is angry with. As long as its somebody else, they want everybody to be mad at somebody.

The guy/girl was a fire sign person who loved to put a shitload of pressure on somebody else when it didn't matter, but didn't want any put on themselves by anybody else, that way he/she didn't have to ever be dependable to anyone, or accountable for anything.

by Solid Mantis April 22, 2020