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Walrus Face

The dirty older cousin of the camel toe; the walrus face (aka walrus muzzle is an exaggerated outline of the female urogenital region in tight garments due to the fact that the woman is extremely obese. This has been previously referred to as the front butt or foopah, however, a walrus face refers to the phenomenon that when extremely fat women wear spandex/lycra like clothing, this area appears similar to that of, you guessed it, a walruses face (sans the tusks). The walrus face is most typically observed in females of lower socio-economic status.
Dude, did you see that fat chick's walrus face in those spandex shorts at Six Flags yesterday?
by Fat Girl Hunter January 14, 2010
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Cagle face

The most disgusting, sexy, and misleading facial expression in the arsenal of a 16 year old. It is when you tighten your lips as tight as an anus, open your eyes wide, and frown at the same time.
A Cagle face is a face you would use to let someone know "im gonna to rape you bitch" and/or "let's be friends, because im a creep and a future midget sex offender"
by J-KAVINGTON esquire January 14, 2010
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seven face

To drink alcohol. Often used to denote binge drinking.
I'm going to chill at the crib and seven face some juice with my crew.
by van tine July 2, 2006
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face piece

1. A blunt that is smoked by a single person in one sitting. N
2. The act of smoking a blunt by yourself. V
1. Yo i took a face piece on that two gram blunt.
2. I face pieced the shit out of that L son!
by cwolf November 8, 2006
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Clown Face

While a man is performing oral sex on a woman and the woman unknowingly starts her period. The period blood then smears around the man's mouth like red clown makeup.
Last night while giving a bitch some head, I ended up with a clown face because she forgot she started her period that day.
by TashaJ December 13, 2013
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Dumb face

an expressionless and judgmental look given to someone who has just made an unfunny, ignorant, or asinine joke, statement, or action. designed to express disapproval in a way that makes it clear that the receivers previous offering was not even deserving of a reaction of any kind.
joe: i think we should get tacos
will: your FACE is a taco! lol
joe: :| *note: that's what a dumb face looks like*
will: get it? because... like.. you eat tacos... with... your face?
joe: ... anyway, i think we should get tacos
by "badtime" Bobby Bellarusso January 15, 2011
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card face

A word used to describe someone who is overly obessed with trading cards.
My brother is a card face. He buys new Yu-gi-oh cards every weekend. He wastes a lot of money to get more cards he already has.
by Andy May 13, 2005
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