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"why are you still reading this?!" and why did you search up eat?!
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National Testicle Eating day

Every month, the days of 7th, 14th, 21st, and 28th, all girls can eat testies of any kind. She can take them however she wants or even just eat them while they're still attached. Make sure it hurts the balls haver and make sure you enjoy your fresh testies.!
Girl 1: "Fuck.. I'm so hungry"

Girl 2: "Lucky for you, it's national Testicle Eating day! And I see a boy just over there!"
by Ms. Nut Cracker July 20, 2023
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eating the sausage

I was eating the sausage of Brock Venner last night.
by BrockSucksDick April 25, 2016
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eat the bugs

To mindlessly comply and obey government policies and suggestions (particularly regarding ecology) without critically thinking first.

It originates from the phrase 'You will eat the bugs' which is used in memes and shitposts to make fun of politicians and ecologists who suggest ridiculous things like eating insects instead of meat to save the planet. Practicing this a prime example of 'eating the bugs'.

It is important to note that complying with certain measures such as recycling or wearing masks during pandemics are not 'eating the bugs'. Those policies, unlike eating bugs, are actually helpful and considerate.

People who 'eat the bugs' often don't realise (or don't care) that it limits their personal liberty. Such mindless compliance is perfect undergrowth for totalitarian regimes when widespread.
A: Hey, I heard that we should now use palm leaves for plates instead of the ceramic ones.
B: Absolutely not. I will not eat the bugs!
by unterwegs February 20, 2024
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Eatting sandwiches and chips

I’m eatting sandwiches and chips
by 3I3ah February 8, 2021
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You Are What You Eat

The ultimate comeback to any roast. Even “your family tree LGBT” is left in the dust by this. When stated, the recipient explodes. So does one planet in our solar system. What planet explodes is chosen by the person that said this.
Frank: “You Pussy.”

Dave: “You are what you eat.”

Frank explodes, and so does Neptune.
by instagram @matte069 May 16, 2018
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