double third-wheeling

When two of your best friends date each other, so that means you're third-wheeling both.

"Hey! I heard Tess got a boyfriend, how's the third wheel life?"
"Double third-wheeling, you mean, her boyfriend's one of my other best friends."
"Ahaha, sucked in!"

by ThatFluffyUnicorn August 6, 2018

Double Barrel Shit

When you defecate in your pants and the fecal matter sprays out both pant legs.

Dude, I had the worst diarrhea last night, and I totally did a double barrel shit.

by Lil_Bird414 April 28, 2022

Double McGang Bang

2 mc donalds 1/4 pounders with a chicken patty in the middle

can i order a double McGang Bang

by hungryjew February 18, 2010

Wyoming double glazing

Sexual act of 2 men cumming on on a girl's face at the same time.

Her face was covered in cum after the twins surprised her with Wyoming double glazing.

by FastorPrank July 27, 2016

Double reverse blumpkin

When a person is upper decking a toilet and another person is shitting backwards on said toilet giving oral sex to the person doing the upper decking.

The only reason I like house parties is pulling the old double reverse blumpkin before I leave.

by Coltnasty August 19, 2021

Double Dutch Oven

When you and your significant other are laying in bed and both of you fart; then pulling the covers over both your heads.

Me and my girlfriend ate at our favorite Mexican restaurant tonight and had the bean and cheese nachos for 2. Looks like a double Dutch oven kind of night for us.

by 210toohigh February 13, 2021

Double fuck oreos

When you are already in a shitty situation, and something comes along to make it at least twice as bad.

My car had just broken down in the middle of nowhere, and then I got mugged. Its like someone handed me a batch of double fuck oreos.

by humerus September 20, 2014