No Bears

Statement made as common courtesy after passing gas in a wooded, outdoors environment, usually when hiking. The phrase not only alerts fellow hikers to the flatulence, but also assures the group that a nearby bear did not make the sound.

Friend: *farts* No Bears!
Me: Thanks for the heads up dude, but what did you eat last night?

by bloodvyper August 8, 2021

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poaler bear

A poster on a the best web site online. Most of them are nigger faggots who like to post cartoon polar bears and talk shit about Lizzo.

Man, that poaler bear sure hates that sheboon Lizzo!

by WolfgangBlack February 4, 2022

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Logy Bear

a toothpick built predator that sniffs out the innocent, intoxicated ponty girls.

“i might not wear a skirt to that party, I heard that logy bear is there”

“I can’t go to ponty”
“why not?”
“logy bear is at it again in the bushes with his binoculars”

“fuck mush we lost 0-19 again today”
“aye you know why don’t you, logan ash is in goals mun”

by Cameron Pimblott March 31, 2023

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Mr. Teddy Bear

That one guy who shows up to the party already shit faced dressed in a bear costume thinking it's October but it's mid April and his baby mama is on the run but slapped him with a divorce and child support on the same day. Some say this mysterious creature only shows up once or twice during the Summer Solstice but I've seen that Mf 4 mojitos deep on the Jersey Beach. Bear costume and all.

Her: Have you ever heard of Mr. Teddy Bear
Him: Yeah that f***er stole my mom's Zyn pouches.
Her: Damn, that's crazy

by raeByddeT.rM May 11, 2025

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