Flipping the Canadian bird

The Canadian version of flipping the bird à la branta canadensis, which involves hiding one’s raised middle finger beneath a mitten, so as to avoid outwardly offending a fellow Canadian (or in order to deceive americans). May or may not occur as they call out a cheery “sorry!!” with a jaunty lil half wave 👋🏼
Setting: -45*C, 🌨, miserable, somewhere in canadia

Wendy: *bumps into Tim*
Tim: “oh sorry!! ☺️👋🏼 🧤🦆” (🥊+🖕🏼)

Wendy: “it’s quite alright :) have a wonderful day!!”

Ryan: “shit dude did you just see Tim flipping the Canadian bird to Wendy!?”

Wayne: “No but I did see him throw up a quick glove goose to Justin when he was in Calgary last week”
by Timmy 🍁 January 25, 2020
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Booby bird

A booby bird is a bird that has blue sillie feet. It looks very sillie too.
Person1: yo look at that booby bird over there!
Person2: A BOOBY WHAT?
Person1: look at its sillie blue feet.
Person2: who named this sillie bird?
by Booger_thebest October 07, 2023
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Towa Bird

Towa Bird is a woman, she plays guitar, shes got skinny ankles and big hair. she is almost 23
wow its that 23 y old woman guitar player with the hair and not the ankles, her name is towa bird
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The biggest mush bird in the extended vicinity of Portsmouth
Yeah that Imogen girl is Portsmouths biggest mush bird in Portsmouth
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The biggest mush bird in Portsmouth like a man but a girl but looks like a man but isn’t you get me g
Yeah that Imogen girl is Portsmouths biggest mush bird in the general Portsmouth vicinity
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Early Bird Special

A man puts a worm in his dick hole and has the girlfriend suck it out.
by Harry Mcock December 23, 2023
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James bird

James bird is a boy who smells like shit, you may know him from Owen boyces famous peppa pig video
‘Charlie’ shut up owen
Owenyou stink of james bird
by Jeff billy bob job October 17, 2019
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