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savage love

column written by dan savage that i read every week at work and learn about fetishes that i didn't even know existed.
"how is savage love this week?"

"well this week a girl asked whether or not her fetish of taping the sound of men using the bathroom was violating their rights"

"damn"
by Lisa Barnes December 24, 2006
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Self Love

Slapping the Bishop, Spanking the monkey, Choking the Chicken, Sex for one, Wanking, Jerking off
little johnny has been caught numerous times expressing self love. He now locks the bathroom door while slapping the bishop.
by Bengalsava July 21, 2010
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Bad Love

The opposite to a normal love, when you love someone more than anything but know your love is not returned, rather than giving a sense of totall hapiness as usually reflected by images and films makes life a harsh place. can lead to a state of extreme suffering mentally

sometimes appart of a love hate relashonship

can lead people to extremes such as self harm, depression or suicide and as such is not noticed as much.
no matter what i did she never returned the feelings, it was a bad love
by The guy from the fairy people January 25, 2006
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Love Hat

The "Love Hat" is a drink of an alcoholic nature.
Usually consumed in the form of a "Shot".
The drink is composed of any two of three ingredients:
Stroh Rum, Absinthe and Potentcy.
I'll Have two "Love Hat's".
by Ernesto Clamshell September 18, 2006
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body love

Sensual sex, not raunchy, where the partners dig each other but are not in love; may not even be in like but more intimate than just 'fucking'. Often done in New England.
she dug Giovanni's lovin so much she considered it body love, not fucking.
by Pussy Willow February 14, 2006
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Self-Love

Being selfish, thinking about and doing stuff for yourself more, and before, other ppl, and doing what you love for yourself. Self-Love is only good and acceptable when you’ve done everything you can for other ppl, that you have time to yourself, and you can do the things you love.
Person 1: Could you help wash my car whilst I work.

Person 2: Yh sure, but after that imma self-love

Person 1: Why is that?

Person 2: Bc I’ve helped out everyone ik and bc I have time, imma do the things I love.

Person 1: Fair enough
by HateDonaldTrump October 15, 2021
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Cheap Love

A love so cheap that one would expect it to be on sale at the local grocery store. As such not much weight can be attached to it, at max , not more than one would to one pound of flour,sugar etc.
For example, when one say to his/her partner that he/she is their soulmate and when they break up, he/she immediately find themself with another person and in another relationship. The love that one had towards the other partner in the previous relationship can be categorized as cheap love.
by Cab-here April 16, 2020
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