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John Gerrard Keatings

Used to define guys with big heads, and beautiful faces. Often used to replace words such as pornstar, playa, and malfunctionism.
John Gerrard Keatings is amazing! I no dawg!
by ginobeats November 1, 2010
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John-Eden Moment

A moment in which, the server of dank memes, or indeed any server or group chat, starts talking about CP, for no apparent reason, the chat goes from shitposting to talking about legality and morals of Child porn.

(John Eden was the username of a wierdo who said loli is ok)
Samoht: "oh god, another John-Eden Moment"
by 69gaystreet July 24, 2020
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king john school

if you go to king john school good luck as it’s an absolute SHITHOLE and has nothing but STDs. if you go there the teachers are absolutes bellends as they only have favourites and stuck up pricks. it’s proper rough and shit school. lmao they got INADEQUATE on offsted and their GCSEs are crap and the teachers are hairy fanny lickers
by hashtag mffff August 16, 2020
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john cena's arm

A mystical tool given to the great Bendonius on his quest to defeat the humans.
John Cena's arm was destroyed in the battle against MegaMan.
by Bendothemailman September 22, 2016
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John O Connor

A sexy, hunky beast of a man. A truly gorgeous sight. So hot he’ll make you sweat at the thought of his gargantuan biceps.
Emily: Did you see John O Connor?
Eric: OMG Yasss he was so hot!!!
by Ilikemennoidont January 3, 2022
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Doing a John Cena

Doing a John Cena means that you go in both places and disappears on naked eyes.

Term came from John Cena, a wrestler known for flashy squash moves.
Ben's a fan of Cena, and he's Doing a John Cena right now.
by Kay Tutan Tayo December 28, 2018
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John David Bloom

The boy i kissed in 3rd grade.
Hot

Looks like tomato after PE
by Michaelaftonc0ck March 21, 2022
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