Tits are in my asshole

When your lady friend forces you to do something you don't want to do

Boys I want to go camping but tits are in my asshole

by 8732whatitdo July 10, 2017

Tits in my Inbox

a game used to decide who does something, similar to "moose ears" and "nose it." players collect pictures of tits and whoever has the most at the end of regulation, usually 24hrs, wins.

-My birthday is in two weeks.
-Let's get some kegs
-Who's gonna pay for them?
-Lets play Tits in my Inbox to be fair

by The James Bentley November 9, 2010

kiss my tits

A comeback when someone has put you down. Female equivalent of suck my balls.

Guy: you suck at this game
Girl: kiss my tits

by Baum schniffer September 7, 2018

shit-ass-tits

It is a word used in fustration when you don't know what words to say.

*person falls down stairs
Person2: Are you ok

Person1: Ahhh Shit-ass-tits

by Marvel2100 September 25, 2017

lost her tits

To lose one’s mind over something simple.

She “lost her tits” over the gnat in the elevator.

by Blade 110 March 11, 2022

elsa sugar tits

A stripper who works in a shady part of town

“Did you go to Elsa sugar tits down the road yet?"

by Koreilly December 7, 2017

spunk on my tits

Says what it is really.

Jaz: Oh Bratcher spunk on my tits.
Bratcher: Well I'm mid stroking but, for sure. *screams like a whale*

by Just a guy with a cock July 4, 2016