im so dead

oh no i got in trouble

mom:DID YOU BREAK MY CUP COME BACK HERE SON:SHOOT IM SO DEAD IM GONNA RUN

by rblx jack May 15, 2022

Dead Mans shit

Dead mans shit is a term used when a huge shit the size of ogres foot is left unclaimed underneath a house but is spoken about for weeks on end meaning the leaving of a big shit brings the spirits to hand on finding the dead mans shit leaving no trace but only to play a game of dip dip dog shit who ficking did it , First usual suspect of who has dealt the shit is the person who points the finger at the other player giving himself up but also giving an advantage to bring in other players whilst bringing the shit to the attention of the other house dwellers being so that the person was accused is not the dead mans shit dealer but being the man Loving the idea of being the accused because the OLDER WOMEN in the game is the prize for which they will win whoever is not found guilty because lets be realistic that is so disgusting that middle aged man can go do a turd underneath a house of a man who will have to pays debts for that shit because there is no getting rid of that stinking dead mans shit

Usual prize winner of Dead mans shit is most probably the Big fat one but the skinny one usually gets what he wants cause he makes a good goona stew for the familiar and usually makes em nice and warm for the baby to sleep in the goona room after the blonde one gor get em jealous for the stinky dot . And true gaaaaawwwwwwd i be seekem be nor cry cause she seekem nother guy from em paast so give Older women more time make baby in big goona guts .

by She can sing man skinny too September 26, 2019

Dingle-dead

When you have been sitting on the toilet for so long that your legs become numb and fall asleep.

man 1: Ahh man, i was in there so long that my legs are Dingle-dead...
man 2: Man that sucks, man, i hope you get to feeling better bro...
man 1: Thanks bro

by ZombieBoxHeadMan May 22, 2015

Dead Knucks

Fist weapons that act as a deadblow hammer, against multiple bullets, each firing upon punch, or at different times to reduce recoil on the hand or nun chuck

Dead knucks like fallout worthy

by MineOwedWu's May 7, 2021

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 2, 2025

dead eggs

A groupchat on twitter formed by phandom members which became a huge mistake.

"Wow did you hear about Dead Eggs new website?"
"Yes they're really extra."

by exposepml December 16, 2017

Dead Dawg

American meaning: A dead dog.
British meaning: Poor quality stardog.

American: “That poor dead dawg”
British: “Rah thats some dead dawg”

by Gelato 41 April 11, 2022