A hellhole in which puberty, failed relationships, Instagram girls, and pointless education plagues.
by TheRealJayeff November 27, 2019
A hell that is for 2-3 years. Said it is better in an Urban and Suburban area that Rural places.
The popular kids are dumb scumbags who dress like they walked out of a porno and the unpopular kids are overweight and wear glasses.
It should be noted all history teachers are alcoholics that put on a PragerU Kids video in the Fucking 8th grade. The gym teachers are molesting the popular kids and the Math Teacher is depressed as she watches local scumbag masterbate to a photo of her.
Don’t worry, this will only happen when the school makes you eat expired food because they’re too broke to afford good food, but can afford a dance.
The popular kids are dumb scumbags who dress like they walked out of a porno and the unpopular kids are overweight and wear glasses.
It should be noted all history teachers are alcoholics that put on a PragerU Kids video in the Fucking 8th grade. The gym teachers are molesting the popular kids and the Math Teacher is depressed as she watches local scumbag masterbate to a photo of her.
Don’t worry, this will only happen when the school makes you eat expired food because they’re too broke to afford good food, but can afford a dance.
Do you remember me from Middle School? 7th grade 3rd period English?
Yes! I underwent years of therapy to forget all of it!
Yes! I underwent years of therapy to forget all of it!
by Bella the princess November 03, 2023
A truly traumatizing experience. Everyone acts like headless troglodytes. Worst 3 years of my life. Literally hell unless your #relatable and actually have real friends
by Barthalamule is my son April 09, 2020
Me: Yo
Friend: Wat are you doing?
Me: Homework
Friend: You in 5th grade now?
Me: Nope. Sixth Grade (Middle School)
Friend: (hangs up phone)
Friend: Wat are you doing?
Me: Homework
Friend: You in 5th grade now?
Me: Nope. Sixth Grade (Middle School)
Friend: (hangs up phone)
by Middle SchooI January 14, 2021
A hellhole filled with every generic stereotype. The only way to achieve top tier status in this shitty realm is to have a navy blue coolmathgames hoodie.
Person A: "Hey dude, how was middle school?"
Person B: "Kinda shit."
Person A: "Were you popular?"
Person B: "Yeah, but mainly because of the hoodie I wore."
Person B: "Kinda shit."
Person A: "Were you popular?"
Person B: "Yeah, but mainly because of the hoodie I wore."
by ScurvyBoyTacocat October 15, 2020
Welcome to Middle School!
by Once Upon a Lemon December 16, 2016
A absolute hell hole. Where there is drama and shit on every corner. People you thought you were friends with start talking about you behind your back. Where relationships last for either 1-2 weeks or they leave you after at least 1 month and get with one of your friends and pretend like nothing happened. And there's always some gossip about someone.
Your parent/guardian: "How's middle school?"
You: "Horrible."
Or to sugar coat it for them
Your parent/guardian: "How's middle school?"
You: "Great!"
You: "Horrible."
Or to sugar coat it for them
Your parent/guardian: "How's middle school?"
You: "Great!"
by DAPERSONOFTHETHINGY March 21, 2023