A J Bag is someone who plays fortnite day and night and is known for being a freshie. They often say the term 'J Bag' a lot although they, themself, are the definition of J bag.
Person 1- "Yo you're such a j bag, why are you storm fighting me'
Person 2- "Haleem you're literally the definition of a J bag you freshie"
Person 2- "Haleem you're literally the definition of a J bag you freshie"
by H4133M April 22, 2020
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Get the Bag Hag mug.A typically used word when your mate gets pissed and drunk texts you without giving any context at all. This word means absolutely nothing besides a drunk idiot trying to spell.
by Crusty finger February 15, 2020
Get the Bag sub mug.An expression popularized by Louis CK in a comedy routine in which he explains his experience while sitting in bumper to bumper traffic on the Hollywood freeway. He pissed off another driver that yelled to him "Eat a bag of dicks!" The comedian found humor in an insult involving a bag of dicks from a motorists that was as dumb as a bag of hammers. With hammers every problem looks like a nail, with A Bags of Dicks you can cope with all the cunts on the freeway at rush hour.
by Bob Who April 28, 2020
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When you show up to a location with half or less of the pre-agreed upon price and still try to negotiate the sale. Similar to Jewed without the 6 million in holocaust baggage
Noun.
Racial slur for an incompetent Hispanic. Beaner Bean
When you show up to a location with half or less of the pre-agreed upon price and still try to negotiate the sale. Similar to Jewed without the 6 million in holocaust baggage
Noun.
Racial slur for an incompetent Hispanic. Beaner Bean
The chair cost $200 and this dude showed up and tried to bean bag me with a 100 dollar bill.
Well thats fuggin bean bags for ya.
Well thats fuggin bean bags for ya.
by DPJO May 5, 2020
Get the Bean bag mug.When your live in girlfriend or worse, Wife gets into a fury and puts your stuff in bin bags by the door ..Basically trying to kick you out.
Jeez, Arlo messaged another woman on insta saying she looked ''Sexy '' and his missus saw, went apeshit and cleared out all his stuff...Black bagged.
Bloody hell, Marco has been Black bagged as his girlfriend set up a fake profile using her friend's pics and he fell for it.
She tried changing the locks, but in UK you can't legally do that if both names on the mortgage/rentbook.
Bloody hell, Marco has been Black bagged as his girlfriend set up a fake profile using her friend's pics and he fell for it.
She tried changing the locks, but in UK you can't legally do that if both names on the mortgage/rentbook.
by Oakbark October 30, 2020
Get the black bagged mug.When you put your whole nut sack in someone's mouth and make them gag on on it, normally done as a sexual act - sometimes used as a prank when another person falls asleep with there mouth wide open.
Tom -"Ya yesterday when I was leaving your house your sister had her mouth wide open so I gag bagged her, she was so pissed."
Willie - "dude what the fuck"
Willie - "dude what the fuck"
by Rusty-rod September 25, 2017
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