Dude i met up with the hottest chick ever last night and she asked me to go down on her and i started kissing the wrong lips and when she finally came she squirted so hard it put out a candle on the other side of the room.
by I am god December 13, 2015
by Crustyman November 27, 2024
Fake kiss, used by guys to make you believe they have feelings but really they couldn't care less about you.
Rhys used to tell me "This soft french kiss is a special kiss just for you" but really everything was a lie.
by Worthless January 12, 2020
by miraculouslydumb November 08, 2023
by Tommington January 25, 2018
When someone takes a dump and doesn’t wipe, later sitting on someone’s forehead leaving a poo stain.
Your friend wants to give you a devils kiss therefore, she takes a dump and doesn’t wipe her ass. She sits on her friends face leaving a poo stain of her butthole.
by Greg Pale Ale December 30, 2024
When a couple pisses, cums, and shits in a bowl, then mixes it to the consistency of oatmeal. One then drinks from the bowl, and they start making out with tongue.
by FuckmeKazuha January 27, 2022