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alex schorizo

alex schorizo has a hotdog and his name is also the name of a hotdog.
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Alex

Is a Minion. More like Alexa who listens to you... Always annoys you. Will always hide things. Will always try to do his best even if he can't. Bad at maths, gets a 2/8 the other day. Kinda ok singer and weird dancer. Has friends who are gay. Will always try to be a special friend. Annoys but he's cute. Good football player. Cant handle losing in silly games. He's a cute little minion who has a special place in friendship. Spreads happiness where ever he goes.
Alex is a minion
by Super friend September 11, 2022
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Hot alex

When the tip of you dick gets stuck in your bellybutton
My cock flew so high

it gave me a hot alex
by The nigotron42069 March 18, 2022
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Alex

He fucking broke me again.
I trusted Alex and now I'm broken again.
by Ifuckinghatelove February 22, 2022
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Alex grant

Alex grant is someone who doesn’t know his way around a clot and is usually found hiding in schools
by anonymous January 23, 2024
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Alex

Usually a kind loveable person, very charismatic, and family type of guy. An alex tends to have a curved dick and has a hard time keeping a lady around. Other than that he is handsome and treats all women with respect.
Johnny: he opened the door for his lady
Mark: he’s such a gentleman

Johnny: what an alex

Eve: damn girl, this guy had a weird

looking dick
Patricia: what type of dick
Eve: an alex dick
by Jack_lam February 27, 2019
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Alex

A person who epitomizes ‘young and dumb’ in nearly every way. They will start a conflict and try to frame you for being a douche, expecting their two faced and highly judgmental demeanor to help them coast through life on the backs of those they deems unworthy.
Unworthy of what? Unworthy of being better than an Alex, in any way, even if it is because she wishes she was a guy and you are one. But don’t let this insecurity make you think Alex’s aren’t entitled, but more so, don’t tell an Alex that they seem entitled in anyway. They tend to be very proud of their humility, because they ever have to be near someone they perceive as lesser, and to them, this is a feat of willpower, perseverance and modesty.
Dude, that Alex chick gave me a bj in the bathroom
Yeah, she filed a restraining order on me for trying to take her on a date first.
Shoulda just let Alex do what Alex wants, don’t you know they all think they cut the Gregorian knot?
by anonymous January 11, 2025
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