ron paul john

a one of a kind man, weird and full of exceptional thoughts. He loves being random as much as he loves his random girlfriend, Realyn. His visual captures his prolly's heart cos he looks more handsome than any oppa in kdrama. Last but not the least, his beautiful girlfriend loves him very much. Until the world forgets the matter of time.

Ron Paul John is for Maria Realyn only!

by ronpauljohn August 15, 2021

John Thunder-Thighs

A man with thighs so powerful that they emit the same force as mother nature herself

I wouldn't want to be between John thunder-Thighs and anything he wants

by thot#_killer October 22, 2018

John Gerrard Keatings

Used to define guys with big heads, and beautiful faces. Often used to replace words such as pornstar, playa, and malfunctionism.

John Gerrard Keatings is amazing! I no dawg!

by ginobeats November 1, 2010

John O Connor

A sexy, hunky beast of a man. A truly gorgeous sight. So hot he’ll make you sweat at the thought of his gargantuan biceps.

Emily: Did you see John O Connor?
Eric: OMG Yasss he was so hot!!!

by Ilikemennoidont January 3, 2022

king john school

if you go to king john school good luck as it’s an absolute SHITHOLE and has nothing but STDs. if you go there the teachers are absolutes bellends as they only have favourites and stuck up pricks. it’s proper rough and shit school. lmao they got INADEQUATE on offsted and their GCSEs are crap and the teachers are hairy fanny lickers

i went to King John School!
lol that’s sad

by hashtag mffff August 16, 2020

Doing a John Cena

Doing a John Cena means that you go in both places and disappears on naked eyes.

Term came from John Cena, a wrestler known for flashy squash moves.

Ben's a fan of Cena, and he's Doing a John Cena right now.

by Kay Tutan Tayo December 28, 2018

John David Bloom

The boy i kissed in 3rd grade.
Hot

Looks like tomato after PE

John David Bloom is CUTE!

by Michaelaftonc0ck March 21, 2022