Owl City aka Adam Randal Young is simply perfect and genius. To those who call him gay and who hate Owl City, go fuck yourself but like really fuck yourself, get into a fucking club with 100 black dudes and let them fuck you and then shoot you in the head.
"What's your favorite artist?"
"Owl City"
"ewww he's gay"
"this is the moment he knew...he fucked up"
"Owl City"
"ewww he's gay"
"this is the moment he knew...he fucked up"
by owlcityalways September 11, 2022
by bloatedblitz May 11, 2025
The act of jerking an uncircumcised cock to completion, but holding the load in the foreskin by pinching it shut. Then blowing up the foreskin like a balloon. When quickly released, the resulting explosion delivers the mother of all facials.
Justin and his boyfriend were having a wonderful evening of watching Ryan Gosling movies and licking popcorn butter off each other’s nipples, when things started to get a little frisky. They started with the usual dick slapping, then moved on to a rousing game of “will it fit”. ( Spoiler alert, it always does). Justin finally had an idea to try something new he had heard about in his gay pride chat group. After some cajoling, his boyfriend was definitely down to clown.
Thirty-four minutes later, Justin awoke in the back of the white county ambulance, ears ringing, eyes stuck shut like a new born kitten. Justin asks, “wha-what happened?” A wise grey bearded paramedic reaches to put a hand his shoulder but then recoils, because…yuck. He informs Justin, “Son, you took a Norris City Hand Grenade straight to the face. You’re lucky to be alive.”
Justin is making progress managing his PTSD (post traumatic sperm disorder). But still to this day, while watching gay porn, if he sees an uncircumcised dick, he curls up in his fetal position ands yells “ incoming!”
Thirty-four minutes later, Justin awoke in the back of the white county ambulance, ears ringing, eyes stuck shut like a new born kitten. Justin asks, “wha-what happened?” A wise grey bearded paramedic reaches to put a hand his shoulder but then recoils, because…yuck. He informs Justin, “Son, you took a Norris City Hand Grenade straight to the face. You’re lucky to be alive.”
Justin is making progress managing his PTSD (post traumatic sperm disorder). But still to this day, while watching gay porn, if he sees an uncircumcised dick, he curls up in his fetal position ands yells “ incoming!”
by El Conquistador January 11, 2025
Upcoming Blockdrop gamemode. If any City Life players are reading this, how it'll look like is none of ur business.
When it's released I shall edit this.
When it's released I shall edit this.
by ThiccestBoye November 21, 2020
by Ewok2020 November 30, 2020
by Wise Neuron October 02, 2020
Card game term. When you open a hand that doesn't enable you to advance your game state, then you "bricked".
Brick city can describe a deck that is very prone to bricking.
Brick city can describe a deck that is very prone to bricking.
Monarch player: Mannn, I just bricked again. Pass.
Kozmo player: I told you monarchs are brick city. Should have built a different deck. *Proceeds to OTK monarch player*
Kozmo player: I told you monarchs are brick city. Should have built a different deck. *Proceeds to OTK monarch player*
by Neo New Sawatari October 21, 2017