Piss on my shit

An expression to convey disgust or anger. Best used when the words Piss and Shit are strongly emphasized.

Derived from those who defiantly choose not to flush an extraordinarily large, smelly load of shit in a public restroom only to be discovered by another who merely ducked into the stall to piss instead of waiting for a urinal.

Walking in the dark and stubbing your toe... "Piss on my shit!"
While sitting at a traffic light checking your text even after the light turns green, the driver behind begins to honk. You look in the mirror and yell, "Piss on my shit!"

by Signguy2 December 7, 2018

piss humping

seizuring to the point of pissing yourself

I looked at a strobe light and started piss humping myself

by Jamie Mosshart August 24, 2010

john piss

A man that assasinated osama bin laden

John Piss entered the building and yelled "Give Up your Jah coins and no one dies"

by birbfuckingrapeyou May 24, 2019

Piss Baby

A person who is looking for a partner to be a mother in a romantic relationship. (Especially if they have a piss kink.)

"Bro, my ex is such a piss baby, he wanted me to clean up after him all the time and piss on him in bed."

by yoursisterslover January 14, 2023

piss hammered

so drunk you pee uncontrollably

Connor was so piss hammered that he pissed all over marissa amor

by Bacrow October 28, 2013

piss to

Laugh from someone, pointing someone's flaws.

Don't piss to me boy. - don't laugh from me boy.

He pissed to me. - he said upsetting thing s that I'm not agreeing with.

by Kilimate January 29, 2019

piss mic

When a streamer or someone with a body microphone decides to take a leak without removing said microphone.

"I gotta piss, I think I'll piss mic it."

by malachij March 20, 2025