October 30th

national ethan and jacob must have a threesome with landen day

Landen: “alright boys you know what day it is, it’s October 30th”
Ethan and Jacob: “hell yeah”

by CraigGoldman October 30, 2020

October 31st

Free Monster Drink from guys called Jack. If you knoe a Jack he needs to buy you a Monster Energy Drink on October 31st.

“Jack! Where’s my Monster at? It’s October 31st!”

by daddybigchonk October 30, 2020

OCTOBER 31

iTS OCTOBER 31 WHICH IS HALLOWEEEN DUMBASS WHY YOU SEARING THIS UP JK BUT TIME TO EAT ALL YOUR SIBLINGS CANDY JK UNLESS......

PERSON: HEY WHATS TODAYS DATE, I DONT HAVE MY PHONE ON ME
YOU: OCTOBER 31 HALLOWEEN DUH OK SO WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO

PERSON:IMA JUST STAY HOME WBU

YOU:BITCH TF IMA PARTY IMA SCARE SOME KIDS IMA DRESS AS A STRIPPER THE PURGE IMA DO WHATEVER I WANT ALSO THE BEST PART STEAL MY LITTLE COUSINS AND SIBLINGS CANDY

by Deslynnnnnn October 30, 2020

October

Billie eilishs favorite month

October: is billie eilish month

by Girl hey October 31, 2020

October 2nd

Some of the fakest bitches are born on this day, NOT all but some. October 2nds aren’t always what they seem.

“hey are you born on October 2nd?”

“Ya”

“Mmm, ok.”

by anonymous October 31, 2020

October 31

National get any butt/boob pic from your Girlfrend

You: Send me nudes

Her: Why
You: it's october 31

by Coochietoucher19 October 31, 2020

October 31st

A day where everyone in the Uk comes together and collectively screams “What in the actual hell, Boris.”
Please, just shut the schools.

“Hey, it’s October 31st! This time 2 years ago, we went into a second ‘lockdown’.”

by PleaseShutSchoolsBJ October 31, 2020