Sauce Michael

Alternate Term for a Jew
Or
A Faguido

Dude 1: "Bro thats my Friend he may be a Jew but he is pretty cool"

Dude 2: "BUT HE IS A SAUCE MICHAEL"

by Betersyndrome March 1, 2020

Michael

a young bloke with a very attractive body. we all know you want to fuck him. he also has a big dick

i want to fuck michael

by M_Miguel22 March 13, 2022

Michael

An absolute fatherless piece of shit who is a jack ass at times and an absolute duck head on others there is a little grey area for good Michaels but most of the time absolute shit

Michael your a dipshit

by The shitswizler69 November 25, 2021

Michael

we're gay don't lie to yourself

Michael is always suckin and fuckin

by MichaelWoodVCUKROGER May 6, 2024

Michael

Someone who is nuttier than squirrel shit, pretends to be a feminist but uses his size to intimidate women, and writes shitty songs about shit people and forces people to listen to them.

‘Geez what’s with that guy’s irrational and horrible anger issues?’

‘Oh he’s having a Michael’

by Spunky Cat Lady March 4, 2022

Michael U.

A sweet, funny boy, who any girl would be lucky to be with. You will fall for him the second you see him, and you’ll be lucky to get him. You will wait for a long time and watch him pass through crushes rather fast, but if it’s you, he does the most sweet, loving gestures to tell you, and let you know how much he thinks about you. After a lot of waiting, if you get really, really lucky, he will fall for you, and it will be like a fairy tale come to life. He has and amazing sense of humor, and he can make you laugh forever. He doesn’t know how amazing he is, and he can put himself down a lot. He won’t except compliments, he isn’t very confident, but he is amazing, and he should know that. He will rock your world and change you for good. Be friends with him, talk to him, and you can help him see how great he is, and how much he means to so many people. After talking to him, and being there for him, if you get really, really lucky, he will fall for you.

Michael U. Is the most amazing person ever, sweet, cute, and funny, and I hope someday he will love me as much as I love him.

by Anonymous Person Asked Me How February 10, 2019

Michael Jordan

When you poop #2 and jerk off #3 on the toilet at the same time. 23

Yo bro watch the front desk phone for a minute I’m gonna go Michael Jordan in the bathroom.

by Apacho January 2, 2025