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Michael

“Michael? You mean the dude who talks to ducks? Yeah stay away from him he’s up to no good.”
by waymoresecretpseudonym November 23, 2021
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Michael

Someone who will get you locked in McDonalds. he also goes bowling and can’t play well, but still plays better than you. He litters and likes ferry rides. Michael only cares about food but sometimes finds out that he can have fun.
Woman: Ew Michael
Michael: WHAT U SAY
MICHAEL: beats up woman
by LillyGoodLYouAreAnL September 2, 2023
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Michaelism

Michaelism is when someone gets mad at someone then never comes back unlike Drewism.
"That person is Michaelism at its finest."
by template December 22, 2017
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Michael Robin

Michael Robin is the sweetest guy you will ever meet. He loves sports and has an amazing body. He will never fail to make you laugh. He has a girlfriend who he loves unconditionally and will do anything for, all the other girls her jelous of her for having not only the most attractive guy in school but having someone who will do anything and everything to make sure she is safe and happy. Michael can be quite a prankster and he will annoy you to no end, at the end of the day he is always the guy that no matter how big of shit ass he is you just gotta love him. Aside from him being so annoying he is always kind, Michael Robin has a southern accent that will drive you wild and he is such a gentleman! When he dresses up he really dresses to impress, he is gentle and understanding to those who do not mess with him but don't talk about the few people close to him because then he will go full rage and come out to get you. Michael also does not like things handed to him, he would rather work for something then just take it. He works for everything he has and holds dear to him. Although he is definitely not perfect by any standards almost everyone loves a Michael Robin and are blessed to have him in their life Michael Robin is the only person you'll meet to make you smile your biggest {smile} and understand your deepest of thoughts. You'll love Michael Robin.
Is it Michael Robin?
He's a life saver.
by utopia0333 November 24, 2021
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Michael

A dude with a medium sized penis
Woah did you see Michael’s penis the other day?? It was so medium sized it was crazy. Not too big,
Not too small. It looks really sad when flaccid tho ngl
by Michael’s medium ding ding November 22, 2021
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Todd Aaron Brotze Is Michael Jackson's Successor For L-Pop

Todd Aaron Brotze Is Michael Jackson's Successor For L-Pop
Todd Aaron Brotze Is Michael Jackson's Successor For L-Pop
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 25, 2025
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Michael

He looks like a coconut from behind, also kinda smells like it too.
Girl1: “I have a crush on Michael!”

Girl2:”Omg me too!”
Girl1:”he’s mine bitch.”
by Michael’s #1 fan January 26, 2023
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