Mexican teacup

When a man stretches his scrotum and bevels it in so it creates a cup. Said cup is filled with a liquor of choice. Liquor is then dumped into the recipients mouth like a shot glass.

Alyssa was straight turnt last night. She was doing mad Mexican teacups!

by Sadameyez November 28, 2015

mexican zipper

In a rodeo fight, when you are wearing a pair of Spurs and you run your Spurs against your opponents face causing serious cuts and bleeding.

Shit dude Bobby just gave that bull rider a Mexican zipper!

by The Voodoo Hermit December 22, 2015

Mexican mess

When someone eats Mexican food or anything spicy that gives them really bad diarrhoea that is uncontrollable

Mark: oh no mate never guess what

Darrel : what mate

Mark: just left Lisa a Mexican mess she won't be happy

Darrel: oh no maybe curry for the first date wasn't a great idea

by Shhhplease12345678910 December 30, 2015

mexican oral

A bunch of gay Mexicans slobs on knobs named Hunter Rolader.

A bunch of Mexicans gave Hunter Rolader Mexican oral

by Hizzledizzle January 16, 2016

mexican spray tan

When a man and woman put spray tan on their gonads and have sex until they turn dark brown.

I gave Sally a sick mexican spray tan last night.

by Cworsl99 March 15, 2016

mexican chinchilla

A female or male Mexican that looks like a rabid chinchilla and acts like one too

look at her shes a fucking Mexican chinchilla

by shenae grimes November 14, 2016

mexican dogturd

When you drip Sriracha on a freshly cooked kielbasa, and insert it into your lovers anal cavity, which is followed by a penis.

I gave my girlfriend the Mexican dogturd last night, she'll be shitting her brains out for weeks.

by Mtd November 15, 2016