real life happy

Your really happy about your overall life and accomplishments

Yo, I am real life happy right now bro

by Oly2017664 September 8, 2017

Meme Half-Life

The time that passes from the birth of a meme (usually on 4chan or Reddit), until it is popularized and ruined by normie scum (usually on IFunny and Facebook).

"These Italian memes are quickly reaching their meme half-life"
"Yeah, but at least they weren't stillborn, like Cash Me Ousside."

by EarthDragon1 March 27, 2017

Life is not a pony farm

It derives from the German "Das Leben ist kein Ponyhof" - A pony farm in Germany is the place little girls here like best. It means life isn't always a sheltered place. Like "life isn't always fair - accept it".

Duuuh... can't you stop wailing? Life is not a pony farm, you know? Live with it!

by Brittalein January 26, 2017

How to win at life

What? It's metaphysically possible, mind you.

How to win at life you ask? Metaphysically very possible!!!! Just welcome HDMI into your life. Just become homeless and start taking drugs. and be mentally ill. Et voilà it's done. You won at life.

by Sexydimma December 30, 2021

its a way of life

A phrase that when used to describe any activity (especially a lame one), makes that activity seem extremely lame, if not totally gay.

"Doing yoga isnt just a way of burning fat, its a way of life."

"Not eating animals isnt just a way of 'saving animal's lives', its a way of life."

TEMPLATE:

(verb)ing (activity) isnt just (obvious result of doing the activity), its a way of life.

by Cockknuckle June 7, 2007

lick the lid of life

Pussy licking. Originating from the Mueller yogurt advert 'Do you lick the lid of life?'

i like to lick the lid of life!

by Doc Flox December 9, 2008

Quarter life Crisis

Quarter life Crisis: 1) Somone between the ages of 23-30. 2) A marketing catch phrase used my the media and corporations to instill fear and insacurity in young adults to consume products; much like a 'mid-life crisis'. 3) Half way between a fetus-life cirsis and a mid-life crisis; however, only half a life away from a 3/4-life crisis and 3/4 of a life away from death.

Stuffy-Corporate guy: Hmmm. seems sales on cargo pants, SUV's and Life Insurace is down, what shall we do Jenkins?
Jenkins: I dunno sir. Perhaps we could fuck with college students minds by telling them they are having a 'quarter life crisis'; thereby, instagating mass consumption of these products; therefor, padding the 3/4 profits of the company.
Stuffy-Corporate guy: Brillant! Jenkins! Now, i'll have the usual Club sandwhich on brown bread if you please.
Jenkins: C'ommin right up sir.

by JamesEX May 13, 2004