step-co-father-in-law.
by Simaduria July 27, 2024
Get the step-co-father-in-lawmug. 
Get the great-granddaughter-in-lawmug. Tart law prosecution seems kinda pointless; I mean, wouldn't said baked goods have gone pretty stale --- and thus unpalatable --- by da time da Knave was hauled into court over da theft of dem??
by QuacksO April 2, 2020
Get the tart lawmug. A law that states the following:
"You cannot be gay if you have a girlfriend"
However the rule itself has a few stipulations, most of them stemming off of what can be called "bro activity" and "non-bro activity."
Bro activity involves being borderline homosexual with your friends, saying they have a fat cock and balls or complimenting their ass.
Non bro activity involves actually having sex with your friends (except in certain instances where socks are worn) or watching, participating in gay porn.
"You cannot be gay if you have a girlfriend"
However the rule itself has a few stipulations, most of them stemming off of what can be called "bro activity" and "non-bro activity."
Bro activity involves being borderline homosexual with your friends, saying they have a fat cock and balls or complimenting their ass.
Non bro activity involves actually having sex with your friends (except in certain instances where socks are worn) or watching, participating in gay porn.
Matt: "Bro dont touch my ass thats gay as fuck"
Leroy: "I have a girlfriend bro, Peyton's rule states I cant be gay."
Reece: "Look at this picture of a woman kissing this dudes fully erect cock"
Jonah: "Thats pretty fucking gay"
Reece: "Well what about Peyton's Law?"
Jonah: "Thats not a home's dick, therefore you are gay asf my nigga"
Leroy: "I have a girlfriend bro, Peyton's rule states I cant be gay."
Reece: "Look at this picture of a woman kissing this dudes fully erect cock"
Jonah: "Thats pretty fucking gay"
Reece: "Well what about Peyton's Law?"
Jonah: "Thats not a home's dick, therefore you are gay asf my nigga"
by Netyop September 8, 2020
Get the Peyton's Lawmug. 
Get the co-uncle-in-lawmug. Crawford's Law is invoked whenever someone introduces the term "woke" into a conversation much the same way that Godwin's Law operates, it takes its name from the architect Jennifer Crawford.
When a person resorts to calling someone woke in a Twitter argument that person is deemed to have broken Crawford's Law and they have lost the argument.
by Keeping it clear January 25, 2023
Get the Crawford's Lawmug. My friend: Hey, this app's backend is written in node
Me: Let's follow Levi's law and rewrite it in rust!!
Me: Let's follow Levi's law and rewrite it in rust!!
by Manganhedenbergite January 22, 2024
Get the Levi's lawmug.