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Iznop's Law

Similar to Godwin's Law, Iznop's Law is "As an online investment argument grows longer and more heated, it becomes increasingly likely that somebody will equate bad performance or just a general dislike of the investment to a Ponzi scheme. When such an event occurs, the person guilty of invoking Iznop's Law has effectively forfeited the argument."
"I love Bitcoin so I bought a lot of it."

"Wow you are stupid! I lost a lot of money so you shouldn't fall for this Ponzi scheme."

"Since you invoked Iznop's law, you have lost the argument."
by humtake October 14, 2025
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Yung Laws

A skank from Ontario who used to sneaky link with Roy. She posts slutty TikToks with her tits hanging out to get attention from middle aged men but likes it most when she gets it from her "Robby Wobby." Their most recent hookup was inside a Harris Teeter grocery store but the relationship ended after Roy decided she was getting too old
"Hm! I can't wait until March 28th, 2025 when WE are going to take Yung Laws to the Eiffel Tower!"
-Roy
by Big Barth October 15, 2025
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Ollies Law

To go to toilet and have a poo but to this your completely naked.
Dave used Ollies Law when visiting the in laws barhroom
by scrappymatt October 16, 2025
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Third law of Thugonomics

The third law of thugonamics states: the one who sent the cheeked up pineapple is trying to cover up the fact that he lied
OJ Simpson proceeds to send a dancing pineapple with a big butt after the glove doesn’t fit. This is an example of the Third Law of Thugonomics
by Nike Toon October 19, 2025
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Bagina Law

To restrict people from leaving a land.
Oh my gosh guys, I forgot my passport and I didn’t know this was bagina law. Looks like I’m not going to Cabo with you guys.
by Angelwalking October 23, 2025
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Murphy's Law of YouTube Ads

"You can sit and watch a documentary-video on YouTube for extended periods with little or no advertisement-interruption, but then just as soon as you turn up da speaker-volume and go into da next room to take a dump, a whole bunch of ads will come along and you'll hafta endure listening mostly to them while yer poopin', rather than da video-commentary you'd wanted to hear.
Due in large part to da pesky "Murphy's Law of YouTube Ads", a few more-affluent citizens who live alone actually hire a full-or-part-time "Jeeves" for da sole purpose of being an ad-skip assistant.
by QuacksO October 26, 2025
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YouTube law degree

A "YouTube" law degree: The unofficial certification earned by binge-watching criminal law tutorials on YouTube, enabling one to confidently handle police interrogations where ever being in the street or police station without a lawyer."
I got pulled over by the police the other day, and they had to let me go once they realized I had a YouTube law degree, so they couldn’t do anything. And they had to let me go lol.
by Jamie Cheese November 2, 2025
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