hump day

wednesday, being at the center of the work week. makes an ideal day for humping to break up the tedium of the week. people love to hump, and hump day is the second best part of the week for humping, the best part being the weekend.

i wish i could celebrate hump day accordingly, but i'm stuck with just my hand and a bottle of jerkens.

by chuckybubbles April 20, 2009

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Green Day

A pioneering punk rock band formed by three men; Billy Joe Armstrong (guitar, vocals), Mike Dirnt (bass, backing vocals), and Tre Cool (drums).
Currently, this band has taken on a political tone with their latest effort, "American Idiot."

Green Day have sadly become so overplayed that they make my ears bleed.

by Mara Cruvant May 25, 2005

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Valentines day

the worst fucking day ever to ditch your girlfriend and break up with her

him:i've got lunch with the fam and no u can't come
her:....ok but i have to be home by 3
(he leaves at 12:45)
him:(2 hrs later)oh we're just getting to the resturaunt now there was a set back.
(she gets upset and he breaks up with her)
him: if you think that i will deny my family to lunch with me on valentines day then you're wrong

by once his February 16, 2009

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Earth Day

A day, gay homosexuals celebrate, in a attempt to save our doomed planet

Those gay fucking hippies think earth day is going to make a difference

by Rodneyeeee Munch April 22, 2008

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green day

Greenday is a classic punk rock band whos been around forever. They are gonna be the next rolling stones doing tours all over the world when they are old and wrinkly. Their best songs are the goldie oldies such as LONGVIEW(my fav song), minority, warning, platypus, and geek stink breath!

person1* billie joe is awsome and really knows how to get the crowd goin!
person2* Tre'cool is the best Hes the funniest guy
person3#shut up guys. its the music that rocks. Green day rocks my socks off

by gcgdpunk January 12, 2006

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green day

A used-to-be-good-punk-rock band but went gay around 2003 when they decided to try to become Emo faggots. now all they give a shit about is money. they're just sell-outs now. they're new album is shit. everything else they have besides 'American Idiot' is good though.

I walk alone, I walk alone..cuz im trying to be a depressed emo faggot...ahhh..ahhh i walk alone i walk alone....

by screw u bitch September 1, 2005

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