Cake

Someone with a big, bubble butt.

Person1: "Did you see Jeff today?!"
Person2: "Yeah, he got CAKE!!"

by Real Pancakes February 26, 2020

Mashed up Dundee cake

The disastrous results of shitting yourself and seeing what the contents of your undergarments look like

Egad I've got 3 and 3/4 lbs of mashed up Dundee cake in the seat of my pants right now

by Mon nom de plume est Satre August 26, 2016

Granny Dribble Cake

The cakes you find for sale at a church fete which have been baked by dribbling grannies. Do not buy these cakes!

Hey look! I won a Granny Dribble Cake in the raffle.

by IAIN_D October 16, 2020

cakes

A girl or guy with a BIGG ass so big it needs a double G

Yoooo Mia .C got some big ass cakes /"Mia if you see this your ass is so thicc it needs a double cc and I wanna eat you"

by Mysteryyyyyy22554 May 16, 2019

Cholera Cake

Another name for a Jamaican patty; a semi-sweet pastry filled with diarrhea-inducing mystery "meat".

I'm hurting today...
I had a dozen beers and two Cholera Cakes last night.

by longrider700 August 5, 2017

Sunshine cake

The act where the one smears cake frosting on their own ass and jumps onto the others sleeping face.

I gave my boyfriend a sunshine cake morning.

by anonymous July 3, 2025

Pan-cakes

cake made in a pan, fluffy and yummy

Pan-cakes are fluffy and yummy and tastes amazing

by PhantomOfNyx March 25, 2022