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Butt butterflies

When a girl is kissing your neck and your butt gets tingly and feels like butterflies are flying out of it.
Damn shawty keep kissing my neck. You giving a brotha butt butterflies
by Jonny puddles February 25, 2018
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Butt-Dumpling

Similar to a Cooter-Crumb. Pieces of TP that are left stuck in ones butt-crack after wiping their butt and failing. When pieces of TP tear off and are stuck inside the butt-crack.
"Damn, babe, what an ass! Awww!!! DUDE!!! You have Butt-Dumplings!!!
by Captain_G-Force February 26, 2018
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Butt Crumbs

Butt Crumbs are the small little particles of pubic hair and feces that fall on and around the toilet seat when going to the bathroom.
Why do you always have to leave your Butt Crumbs on the toilet seat after going to the bathroom? Please wipe them off the next time you use the bathroom.
by Jonny Thumbs February 22, 2017
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butt saggington

Gerp <3
A lapdancer, Stripper and will be your girlfriend for only $5
"Butt Saggingtong, will you be my girlfriend?"
"Yes for $5. hand it over"
"I love you Butt Saggington"
by BoopDeDoop September 30, 2013
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baby butt

When your ass is so smooth, it's like a baby's butt.
Miss X: Damn your ass is smooth, it's a total baby butt!
Mr. Y: I just shaved it last night.
by kgb54 October 5, 2013
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Butt bullet

a rectal suppository that is shaped like a bullet.

Medicine in the form of a rectal suppository because the oral form may be rejected due to nausea.

Usually taken to treat nausea or vomiting.
It is always good to have some butt bullets on hand when the flu hits for treating nausea and vomiting.
by King Du$tman March 17, 2011
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butt load

Smallest unit of measuring assignments or work. Equivalent to 1/10 a shitload but only 1/100 of a f***load and hardly equivalent to 1/1000 of a motherf***ingload.

However according to Lay-man's law of increasing marginal procrastination the magnitude of a buttload increases exponentially if there is a "due-date" factor.
For example if you have a midterm 2,500 word essay due in three months, one would say "I have a butt load of work,".

If it's due in two months, "Mein I have a shitload of work..." And one month "F*** I have a f***load of work!"

Then one night (give or take a few minutes before class) "WTF, I have a a motherf***ingload of work!!!"

But citing Lay-man's final principle of marginal procrastination- "terminal improbability" once all time has elapsed on the "due-date" and no acting impetus to initiate work has come about there is "utter finality" or "F*** this motherf***ing essay"
by -Dre182 September 19, 2011
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