Two thumbs tongue bum

When you stick both your thumbs in someone's bum Prying and gaping it then sticking your tongue in

Dude! I got the best two thumbs tongue bum last night.

by Warday1780 December 10, 2022

Bum Squirts

A bloke named Dave who snitches on his Mrs and gets confronted by his mates.

Hey gang! Did you see how bad Dave had the Bum Squirts when I hit him up about him snitching on old love and going to the boneyard?

by SMP.PFK April 2, 2022

Bum

messiah

Messiah is a dirty bum

by bsndmdocicuhshe March 17, 2023

bum around the house

to do next to nothing around the house, to laze or stroll around
as an outfit, it's just whatever pj's or super casual clothes you wear (or.. don't..😥)

1.
Person A: whatcha been doing today?
Person B: not much, just been bumming around the house, you?

2.
Person A: Alright man, we're going to a fancy restaurant in a few days, please do NOT go wearing your bum around the house fit or dinner's on you
Person B: Okay, okay- you're gonna have to deal with my bitching, though. I HATE rich people clothes

by wongerMcdonger December 30, 2024

Bum ridin

When your are riding your pedal bike like a dumbass or a worm

meilong always bum ridin

by Nolan is sharp April 11, 2020

Bum crumble

Bum crumble

A vigorous post-movement wipe following a particularly high-liquid content when coupled with cheap toilet paper peppered the seat with a light dusting of bum crumble - Alex aghast made his exit from the stall and returned to his desk, feeling still the warming reverberations on his cleftal horizon as a gentle reminder of his overzealous wiping.

by Fair_dinkum July 19, 2019

Bum hole

Shit comes out of there

BUM HOLES bum holes

by Ur proper October 28, 2019