Defensive Boner

The tightening of the urethral sphincter to prevent the flow of urine. Increased blood flow to the penis constricts the urethra so you don't piss yourself in your sleep.

Sarge: "Holster that weapon private!"

Pvt P.P: "It's a defensive boner sir! I really have to pee!"

by IamRob April 19, 2018

Stoner Boner

When you smoke weed with a girl just to boneher

Yo Allie is so hot
yeah and she smokes hella weed
aaah shit looks like I'm about to start getting it in with her
dude you're such a stoner boner

by ShadowFiend45 October 26, 2017

tart boner

When you get excited walking into a patisserie and notice how sexy the tart section looks.

Oi! put your tart boner away. There’s enough cream in here without you blowing your load!

by Slippy slipper slapper December 12, 2017

Nose Boner

When witnessing others use cocaine,but you dont have any for yourself.

Dude! That guy just did a rockstar line! Totally gave me a nose boner!

by Psycho_poet 89 December 16, 2017

Loose boner

A loose boner is having a boner out of nowhere for no reason

I keep getting loose boners

by Hat_Man December 18, 2017

Bobcat Boner Blunder

This one is simple, it is when a cat mistakes your boner for a mouse so it jumps and attacks it ferociously until it bleeds.

1. Hey Steve, my cat did a Bobcat Boner Blunder to me last night

2. I hate it when Max does a Bobcat Boner Blunder to me, it stings.. but I kinda like it

by Soggy sack December 18, 2017

Derp Boner

We you Accomplish something so stupid, you get hard.

Rednecks get a derp boner when someone says “here, hold my beer!”

by Ink Freak December 30, 2017