bag of fucks

Something you carry around with you to help or heal people. But you only choose to use it if necessary. Unfortunately I lost mine...

Person 1: Damn it I lost the duel! Why you use meta? blah blah blah
Person 2: Sorry I can't find my bag of fucks.

by TheWhiteBowser November 6, 2016

Trash bag

Oikawa turoo from the anime : Haikyuu!!
This "prince" is a cocky piece of shit. He really should be shaped by the one and only hot guy: iwaizumi hajime

Wow oikawa is a fricken trash bag. He won't teach kageyama how to serve

by Fujoshi queen July 9, 2017

Twaddle Bag

An Unappealing, Lame, boring..Alien.

GUy: "Hey man, Do you wanna go take a ride on my disco stick?!"
Other Guy: "Hell yeah IM NO TWADDLE BAG!"

by SHLABALABADINGDONGKABAJILLION November 26, 2010

Hoo-bag

Kind of the same as a douchebag, but this word is used for people acting like hoes.

ex1: Hey Hossy, lets go jogging!?
Hossy: no, ill never go jogging with you!
ex1: your a f**kin hoo-bag, Hossy.

by thehoodawg November 15, 2009

piggie bag

Similar to a doggy bag, which makes absolutely no sense in defining the actual definition.

"Hmmmm. Ray and I were actually thinking about take a road trip to Bar Harbor this summer.

Let me ask him if he wants to piggie bag on this one. I will include his email address for future email correspondence."

by Hi! Hello! March 27, 2008

Stink-Bag

A stinkbag is a fairly unknown variation of the popular "Tea-Bag". Standing over a downed opponent you drop your pants and attempt to stamp your man-purse on the victim's forehead. At the same time you release a cloud of noxious gas otherwise known as a beefer. Congrats, you have successfully completed a stink-bag.

Travis tripped and hit his head on the sidewalk. Kevin stepped forward and skillfully applied a Stink-bag to travis' face. The waft of butt roses in the air and the sight of kevins brain bag caused travis to spew lima beans on the sidewalk.

by Narcoleptic Ninja (Bud) December 9, 2008

sag-bags

Sad looking low hanging breastticles. So low that you can throw it over your shoulder or tie it in a knot. Looks similar to a deflated balloon.

Mother sees Father, "Nice Christmas tree!'I see the balls are only there for decoration."
Father, "Nice sag-bags, I see the nips are just there for decoration."

by Batman's left toe October 20, 2021