Anal Beehive

A bowel movement that resembles a miniature beehive in texture.

Man, I just exterminated a massive anal beehive in your toilet.

by W00k1e February 7, 2012

Anal Lichties

Another way of calling someone a tight-ass. Having Anal Lichties means you act like you have a stick up your ass all the time.

Guy 1: "I was trying to hit on this girl last night, but her friend was so rude, and wouldn't let us talk alone."

Guy 2: "Sounds like the friend had a case of Anal Lichties."

by Someonesomeoneelse March 14, 2012

Anal Lichties

A fake medical condition wherein the sufferer has parasitic worms living in their anus, giving them permanent "duck-face" in photographs.

Guy 1: "What's with all the kissy faces girls have in photos?"

Guy 2: "They must have a case of Anal Lichties.

by Someonesomeoneelse March 14, 2012

Anal Loitering

A witty phrase, used to describe the act of butt fucking.

Guy 1: "Dude, you know we discussed the rules on butt fu..."

*Child walks in the room*

Guy 1: "...I mean, Anal Loitering in the kitchen."

Guy 2: "Where else can I get off and make a sandwich simultaneously?"

Guy 1: "Yeah, good point."

by Neoterist March 20, 2012

Anal Plumping

To have surgically-implanted butt plumpers.

Check out the booty on Winona! That girl's done some serious anal plumping!

by buttman65 July 14, 2011

anal rockateer

a big gay boy

hey love that paul o'grady but he is such a anal rockateer!

by maxi jazz October 18, 2011

anal gleak

What happens at the close of anal sex when the penis is removed from the anus as it attempts to clear the sphincter. During this process and just as the penis is removed anal fluid is gleaked from the spincter similair to when spittle is ejected from under the tongue when gleaking.

After a vigorous anal reeming I slowly pulled my penis out with the anticipation of a mess but to my pleasant surprise it was just a few airborne drops of anal gleakage that landed on my hand.

by WordsMeanFe February 26, 2023