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anal rail gun

To wear,insert,or make use of a metallic Buttplug, while in an MRE machine.

Step 1. Wear a buttplug with a metallic core, or just wear a fully metal buttplug in your rectum

Step 2. Schedule an MRI or have a Walk-in MRI at your local hospital. While still wearing the Buttplug

Step 3. Lay on the MRI table and let nature takes it course.

As soon as the MRI machine is turned on, the buttplug will shoot at the speed of sound itself into your anal cavity, through it, and into your chest cavity.

Chance of survival is Low, but not impossible.
"Man, That Anal Rail Gun was intense! I gotta remember to take out my plug next time!"
by The Dab Pad December 7, 2024
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Anal clarity

A phrase used when you need to leave work and want to give them a “medical reason”
Johnson: hey boss, I’m gonna head home early today, I just came down with anal clarity.

Boss: im sorry to hear that Johnson, what’s anal clarity

Johnson: I’m tired of being here and can see my ass going home.
by Mnm930 May 2, 2025
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National Homie anal day

On the 30th of October each year National Homie anal day consists of homies of all sexuality’s coming together to cum.
Jamie: Yo bro it’s National homie anal day

Dylan: Aight, pants down
by Homielover6000 October 12, 2022
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anal

verb: when you have an orgasm and it comes out of your ass

adjective: relating to the anus
ex1: i'm going to have an anal!
ex2: carlos and valerie had anal sex.
by Youngboyonpornhub November 26, 2023
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anal crossing

The action of 2 people putting each end of a long set of anal beads in the ass of one another and pulling creating a crossing bridge.
Jim and I pulled so hard but it was in so deep we just made an anal crossing
by CloudXlimit May 14, 2021
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Xmas Anal Season

During the Xmas season stockings are not the only thing getting stuffed. Santa might come down the chimney once a year but the holiday season is the one time of year husband's get unlimited backdoor passes.
Wife: Honey, can you help me with the Xmas decorations and tree?
Husband: Well, it is Xmas Anal Season. Turn around and grab your toes and I'll show you where the Xmas goose goes.
by Holidays4men November 4, 2024
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Anal wire

The chord that connects your ass to your stomach
Guy 1: Hey Joe.
Guy 2: Hey, if you come any closer I will delete your Anal wire.
by DHUijfgdasygg August 8, 2020
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