Mom -“Dylan I’m sorry, apparently defosey gave anal to your grandmother”
Dylan-“Anal? She’s on metapods, dat ass must be steaming!”
Dylan-“Anal? She’s on metapods, dat ass must be steaming!”
by EdLongBottom August 9, 2024

by etfrombc93 January 28, 2024

U fuck ur best friend
by Anal_session_4life August 5, 2022

When you fuck her in the anus, and you pull it out way too fast and she shits herself. You put a cup under her anus, and the poop falls in it. You procceed to put it in a blender with milk and sugar.
What did you eat after training?
- i drank an Anal shake
The one you made after we had anal yesterday?
-yes
- i drank an Anal shake
The one you made after we had anal yesterday?
-yes
by ToxicGUY September 11, 2018

by GrayStation25 August 12, 2023

by LoyalOG June 25, 2016

If a friend says something gay say “only on Fridays” when your girl asks why you act gay with the boys say “it’s anal friday”
by Hehsixkenskxosowokdkd October 5, 2022
