Bird Control

Bird control or bird abatement involves the methods to eliminate or deter pest birds from landing, roosting and nesting.

It can also mean birth control according to "The Angry Birds Movie (2016)".

Red: "Sees a parent with a troop of hatchlings"

Red: Hey, Ever heard of Bird Control?

by FusedZamae March 6, 2025

Momma Bird

When you cum in a woman's mouth and she feeds it back to you like a Mother bird to her chicks.

Yo, that girl gave me the Momma Bird last night! I never thought I'd like it!

by Sanjit Krishnamurthy March 17, 2025

bug-eyed mutt bird

Wedge-tailed Shearwater (Mutton Bird) located at Heron Island, Australia

hey man did you see that bug-eyed mutt bird over there?

by so_bugeyed March 17, 2025

Mesopotamian Bird Butting

Mesopotamian Bird Butting, otherwise known as "Bird Butting" is a form of punishment, usually in friend groups, where everyone agrees to punish a person in the friend group by stripping them down to their underwear and covering them in honey, milk, oats, and birdseed, but not before tying them to a tree for a prolonged amount of time, to where birds will start to eat the covering off.

"Milo has been quite the nuisance recently, so me and the guys have decided to give him an old-fashioned Mesopotamian Bird Butting. Are you in?"

by Claym0re March 23, 2025

Liquid birds/bees

The kinds of birds and bees that think marching or putting signs or posters everywhere is solidifying or hardening them.

The Liquid birds/bees claimed to be in solidarity with this cause or country or that cause or country, but really they were an enemy of anything that wasn't pro liquid birds/bees.

by The Original Agahnim November 23, 2021

Bird Win

A pointless win when a sports team is already eliminated from playoff contention. The win sabotages the teams’ draft position the following year. The term is typical used during the course of a Detroit Lions season.

Ryan: I really hope the lions win the last game of the year so that they don’t go winless this year.

Person 1: You realize the Lions won’t get the first overall pick if they win this game right? It would be a Bird Win.

Ryan: Yeah I know. You always want to win even if you’re already eliminated from the playoffs.

Person 1: 🤦 ♂️ #BirdWin

by Mluke November 24, 2021

James Bird

James bird is a sexy man from Guildford, he own 4 R34’s, 3 Rx7’s and 10 supras.

He has a huge cock and is a real magnet, he also owns all the sainsburys in the UK

Girl 1: Have you seen James bird? He makes me wet when he 2 steps by me

by Saitama Speed Tribe November 23, 2021