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The Hamster and the Bird

Work by Jacob Potter, written in the form of an epic poem, allegorising the tale of his friends Elise and Evie. Though not very widely read, it's commentary on childhood, romance, and the American obsession with violence are thought by the text's cult following to make the poem one of the greatest of all time.
Scholar 1: Have you read 'The Hamster and the Bird?'
Scholar 2: Yeah man, that poem's the shit, I think I'm gonna do my dissertation on it.
by Homer001 June 3, 2022
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early bird hustle

One who sneaks out of work and leaves early.
Hey have you seen Fernando? Naw man I think he did an early bird hustle today.
by DBoy June 27, 2014
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Singing Bird

The name of the noise that is made when you stub your toe or smash your balls on a broad or sharp object.
*High pitched screech*

Oh man nice singing bird, your balls ok?
by PeckerWrecker69 May 24, 2018
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For the birds

Something that is unimportant, or is not worth your time.
by Imagination Monster January 21, 2024
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BIRD

Bird is the word the
by Watup Derby December 4, 2021
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Bird Racist

Someone who treats birds as if they are an inferior species simply because they are a different species.
They were so rude to my bird, I think they might be a bird racist.
by the lesbian next door :) April 24, 2021
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Social Media Bird

An individual who expresses meaningless, unimportant advice or opinions constantly on social media, essentially showing them as a “chirping” bird
Person 1: “why is this guy/girl posting sm abt how nowadays females/niggas ain’t shit

Person 2: they’re a social media bird, ignore em
by ifwerebeingveryhonest7 July 19, 2023
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