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michael

a big ass bitch with a small dick and pimples on his nipples
this michael guy is a bitch bruh, he’s got dreads on his titties
by gregory smith the 18th February 12, 2024
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Michael love's black cock

I knew Michael love's black cock I saw him taking several big black cocks all the way down his throat and I could tell you that he was such a good little white sissy pantyboi
by sissybbcboi February 13, 2024
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michael

is an immature white boy who will cheat, lie, abuse, manipulate and gaslight you to get his own way and also have an open relationship. DONT date a michael you will want to die.
person1: i fucking hate michael
person2: me too he’s so fucking gay
by coochieflaps February 15, 2024
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Michael Robinette

He’s one of a kind. The type of guy you never have to question his intentions, or his motives. He’s genuine, and selfless, and an incredible father.
I think I fell head over heels for a Michael Robinette.
by anonymous February 19, 2024
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Michael Weber

A young distinguished gentleman who goons so so much. Currently in multiple love triangles. I'm literally sitting next to this guy right now. Dattebayo!
Hey do you wanna hang out today?

I can't, I'm gooning and edging with Michael Weber!
by gorked February 22, 2024
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Coke Michaels

Coke Michaels refers to the legendary wrestler Shawn Michaels and his WWF run in the 90s. Much like Perc Angle, Coke Michaels refers to a period when Shawn Michaels was "coked" up in the 90s and ran rough shot over the WWF with the Kliq. Around this time, he was considered by many the best wrestler in the world and could put on bangers with just about everyone but was under the influence of every drug imaginable.
"Who was better: Coke Michaels or Bret the Shit man Hart?"

"Nah man Coke Michaels clears Perc Angle."
by Average Wrestling Fan February 23, 2024
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Michael

A random funny science guy on the internet.
Makes guys have an existential crisis after watching one of his videos.
"Hey Vsauce, Michael here!"
by Ren Ernest Elias February 23, 2024
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