fozzy bear

A man that needs to trim his dick hair and take more showers. Also needs to get beat up.

Oh yea i called him fozzy bear cuz hes gross.

by hawaiionurtab February 5, 2016

glue bear

a person that gets boners alot and produces alot of sperm.

"hey glue bear." " how was u and glue bear last night?"

by melly.=] April 1, 2009

riders beared

Why are you even here don’t you have better things to do

Why are you still reading this
Riders beared

by Hryduahegsudhdhrhrudjdhdjwshhs April 16, 2019

Teddy Beared

Teddy bear zone is when a man is found inside a territory like the friendzone except the girl only talks to him for emotional reasons. This happens when a girl is in need of a best friend and she settles for one too fast. The man and the woman only talk about feeling and such then go on with their lives. This is why it is the teddy bear zone, the girl simply uses the man as a teddy bear to tell her secrets too. It is even harder to escape than the friendzone. Therefore he is teddy beared

Dude, you're so deep in the friendzone you are gona get teddy beared soon

by alex3798 May 28, 2014

Pooka bear

Someone who is better and has a higher status than a Pookie , in which they are Pooka bear

Person: hey isn’t sienna your Pookie?
Person 2: no they’re my Pooka bear

by LOVEYOU10000 December 29, 2023

higgidy diggidy dearing sand the end of a bearing

if you serched dis up u r very boerd

higgidy diggidy dearing sand the end of a bearing

by PowerCat3234567 November 6, 2020

fetching the bear

When one gay man kneels behind a large hairy gay man(see Bear), and reaches up through the Bear's legs and pulls his penis and testicles back betwixt his legs. With the Bear's pee pee facing backward the kneeling man begins to stroke him to completion. Hence Fetching the Bear.

Guy one: I bet Lou loves fetching the bear.

Guy two: I'm not sure his man's pencil dick will bend that far without snapping.
Guy one: I've seen him!

by Dumpster Dick March 24, 2017