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Michael Moradian

The only person that speaks fluent Mexican.
“We’re going to Cabo and we need a Michael Moradian to get around.”
by arshh February 14, 2018
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Michael

Sometimes this guy is cool, other times not so much. He complains a lot and does not do anything at all. If you do meet a Michael, pray to god because Michael will ruin your life forever. He also sucks at video games and has too many privileges and says he came from nothing. At the end of the day, do not be near a Michael and do not name your child Michael. I beg of you please don't.
Person 1: 'Encounters a Michael'
Michael: Get prepared buddy, your life is ruined!
by TheyLuvRoti April 5, 2023
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Michael

Michael is the name of a literal god, no person can ever be close to how amazing he is or will be. He is charming, smart,kind, musically talented, unique, awe ,inspiring, and creative. There is not a soul on earth quite like him. If he wants something or someone it’s his no matter what it is or how long it takes. He will treat you like your royalty and give you everything he’s got to keep you happy and going. To be with this guy is to like a free entry to heaven. Michael is literally the ducking best person ever!
Is that Michael? He’s so amazing !
by anonymous April 19, 2021
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Michael

A name derived from Latin- “ael” meaning “unable to” and “Mich” from the root word for “text back”. Put together “Michael” meaning “mfer who never texts back”
Good luck getting a response from Michael that dude invented ghosting
by Definitely not Tim September 27, 2025
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Gold medal Michael Lorenzen

N: A person who can do it all. A wunderkind.
Who won the 400 meter race? Gold medal Michael Lorenzen

That guy can do it all , he's a regular gold medal Michael Lorenzen.
by White Noise August 22, 2023
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George Michael

The Poo Haiku poet, the most known by audiences.
by ms_paint_boi March 4, 2024
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Michael

A Michael or a fortnite calculator is someone who cares too much about fortnite cosmetics/accounts and knows every cosmetics release date and when it was last seen in the fortnite item shop.
That kid has every skin in the game he must be a Michael!
by chowduh August 2, 2023
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