Kolo Moment

When someone is inactive in a Discord Server for an extended amount of time, and when they finally join the only thing the person does is yell "retard".

Discord Member: "Now THAT was a Kolo moment."

by Martin Nocturne November 26, 2021

moment of masturbation

A moment of masturbation occurs when a person reaches orgasm after approximately 90 seconds of masturbation.

Person 1: damn bro you shat quite swiftly
Person2: that's because i didn't shit, i had a moment of masturbation

by AAAAAAAAHH November 27, 2021

Sham Moment

When something happens to Sham that is a certified bruh moment

Sham:Guys i just got bitch slapped by as bus LETS GOOOO
Umar:Bruh Sham Moment

by pupitardaretarded November 30, 2021

waker moment

An extreme variant of a coomer moment.

"You just had a waker moment after looking at that anime girl."

by ichugnugs November 30, 2021

Dark 5 Moment

When you know exactly what you are supposed to do, but still fuck it up anyway.

Person 1: Are you sure you got all of them?
Person 2: Yeah, they all say immune.
Person 1: No they don't you missed one, that's a dark 5 moment bro.
Person 2: Go Fuck yourself.

by Arkeon December 1, 2021

Latin Moment

A moment full of Latin! (can maybe give you some credit if you're lucky)
One amazing Latin genius used a whole person as his latin moment because their name was a latin word!

Teacher: "Does anyone have a latin moment?"
Me: "Yeah when I was watching tv they said (something in latin)"

by Harvard’s Dictionary December 4, 2021

Logan Moment

A Logan Moment is when the "genius" in your group named Logan, makes a stupid, or downright dumb suggestion, usually involving some form of activity, usually grueling and not worth the time put into it.

Logan Moment -"Hey, lets go play Star Citizen guys, it is a really fun game when you get past the 4 hours of prison time you gotta serve if you get caught"

by Pimp Pimple December 5, 2021