Off On One

Behaviour outside the realms of normal, with respect to the individual.

To do one's own thing.

To 'give the birdie' to the world and make a concerted effort to annoy / piss off / offend as many people as possible in a given timeframe.

John: Er... is Calvin off on one?
James: Nope - he usually chases pigeons on his lunchbreak.

James: Woah - does Miranda usually dance on tables whilst inebriated, sans underwear??
John: Nope - she's off on one.

by mr. duffy March 7, 2010

Step off

Use this word when someone is bothering you and you need them to just leave you alone, stop asking you so many questions.

Friend: You're so annoying and I don't like you.

You: Oh, step off, man.

by suburban04 November 3, 2020

Jibbling off

To masterbait
Gender neutral term for jerking off

Joe: ewww did see Greta humping Timothy the 3rd’s leg?
Moma: ya she is always jibbling off on things like yesterday on the school cafeteria seats

by —QWERTY— August 19, 2021

Tea off

It means I'm bout to beat you the fuck up

I'm bout to tea off on this bol

by PnB.L September 20, 2017

Zacking off

When your suppose to be working but your too busy doing an activty besides work in the bathroom, such as sleeping.

Hey man where the fuck did that fat fuck go? OH he is just zacking off in the bathroom again!

by AceAssGrinder69 October 8, 2017

bitch'd off

Having a girlfriend who does'nt let you out of her site or you (Stupidly) not letting her out of your site

Being in love with a women

Not going out with your mates to spend time with your missus

Friend 1: is Johnny out this weekend?

Friend 2: nah his bitch'd off now!

Friend 1: We not gonna see him for shit now

by BillyMcmad April 10, 2007

Opt-Off

It's gaining steam in the gay community: Instead of getting the full body scan, opt to get patted down by one of the TSA guys. When he's finished with you, rush to the nearest washroom and beat that raging boner off that you got from the thrill of being groped by a random. Then bask in the thought that, not only did you receive a fantastic sexual release, you also empowered the every-man and used the TSA agent as an unwilling sex-slave while saying "FUCK YOU" to the authority.

Man, Kerry, where did you go after the check point? I saw you rush off?

OH you silly goose, after that vigorous pat down by that burly man beast, I just had to opt-off in the bathroom!!

by beardgineer December 20, 2012