John Michael

The act of some little shit coming up and groping your asshole, just like the infamous John Michael

Man, I was just John Michaeled

by Dr. NigNog October 17, 2025

Michael Collins

Michael Collins was very good at undermining the English, but in the end, he couldn't defeat his own people.

'Northern Ireland is still English.' Michael Collins?

by Iam not Elmer Fudd June 9, 2020

Michael

He looks like a coconut from behind, also kinda smells like it too.

Girl1: “I have a crush on Michael!”

Girl2:”Omg me too!”
Girl1:”he’s mine bitch.”

by Michael’s #1 fan January 26, 2023

Michael Strembitsky School

THE WORST FUCKING SCHOOL IN EDMONTON LIKE OMG

John: hey wanna go to Michael Strembitsky School?
Todd: FUCK NO! IM NOT LOOKING TO BE JUMPED

by E@$t0n June 1, 2021

Michael

Someone who is nuttier than squirrel shit, pretends to be a feminist but uses his size to intimidate women, and writes shitty songs about shit people and forces people to listen to them.

‘Geez what’s with that guy’s irrational and horrible anger issues?’

‘Oh he’s having a Michael’

by Spunky Cat Lady March 4, 2022

Michael Jordan

When you poop #2 and jerk off #3 on the toilet at the same time. 23

Yo bro watch the front desk phone for a minute I’m gonna go Michael Jordan in the bathroom.

by Apacho January 2, 2025

Michael U.

A sweet, funny boy, who any girl would be lucky to be with. You will fall for him the second you see him, and you’ll be lucky to get him. You will wait for a long time and watch him pass through crushes rather fast, but if it’s you, he does the most sweet, loving gestures to tell you, and let you know how much he thinks about you. After a lot of waiting, if you get really, really lucky, he will fall for you, and it will be like a fairy tale come to life. He has and amazing sense of humor, and he can make you laugh forever. He doesn’t know how amazing he is, and he can put himself down a lot. He won’t except compliments, he isn’t very confident, but he is amazing, and he should know that. He will rock your world and change you for good. Be friends with him, talk to him, and you can help him see how great he is, and how much he means to so many people. After talking to him, and being there for him, if you get really, really lucky, he will fall for you.

Michael U. Is the most amazing person ever, sweet, cute, and funny, and I hope someday he will love me as much as I love him.

by Anonymous Person Asked Me How February 10, 2019