This place is the worst years of our lives
The place where it doesn't make most people thrive
Affected by puberty, with pimples and moods
Causing boys and girls to ask people to send nudes
The boys become perverts and the girls become whores
And they end up drawing dicks on the doors
Middle school relationships are for people who are freaks
Relationships like this last no more than 2 weeks
Girls running their mouths and getting into fights
That makes the witnesses have lots of fright
Hair extensions and loose acrylic nails everywhere
People shouting "WORLDSTAR" and more people swear
Kids smoke in the bathroom and acting like they're grown
People smashing in the bathroom and making loud moans
A girl getting pregnant and the father leaves her
And moves on to make more girls lured
People lose most of their elementary school friends
And they wanted their life to end
Then they made new friends later on
Some kids later became Satan's spawns
Of course, there are bullies that lower your self-esteem in middle school
If you snitch, the teachers don't give a shit and act like they're cool
Then you deal with them your own and put them out of misery
And the principal suspends you from hell; what a victory!
Most of you guys have these stereotypes
People like these are a bunch of asswipes
Middle school ain't like playing with balloons
But don't worry, it'll be over soon
The place where it doesn't make most people thrive
Affected by puberty, with pimples and moods
Causing boys and girls to ask people to send nudes
The boys become perverts and the girls become whores
And they end up drawing dicks on the doors
Middle school relationships are for people who are freaks
Relationships like this last no more than 2 weeks
Girls running their mouths and getting into fights
That makes the witnesses have lots of fright
Hair extensions and loose acrylic nails everywhere
People shouting "WORLDSTAR" and more people swear
Kids smoke in the bathroom and acting like they're grown
People smashing in the bathroom and making loud moans
A girl getting pregnant and the father leaves her
And moves on to make more girls lured
People lose most of their elementary school friends
And they wanted their life to end
Then they made new friends later on
Some kids later became Satan's spawns
Of course, there are bullies that lower your self-esteem in middle school
If you snitch, the teachers don't give a shit and act like they're cool
Then you deal with them your own and put them out of misery
And the principal suspends you from hell; what a victory!
Most of you guys have these stereotypes
People like these are a bunch of asswipes
Middle school ain't like playing with balloons
But don't worry, it'll be over soon
Elementary schooler who isn't in middle school yet: I can't wait to go to middle school! We're gonna have dances and lots of fun!
Middle schooler: Trust me, middle school is the most boring years of life you will ever experience.
Elementary schooler: I doubt it.
A couple years later...
Former elementary schooler who is in middle school: That middle schooler is right. It is boring.
Middle schooler: Trust me, middle school is the most boring years of life you will ever experience.
Elementary schooler: I doubt it.
A couple years later...
Former elementary schooler who is in middle school: That middle schooler is right. It is boring.
by a random eggplant July 21, 2020
The most shitty place on earth. Complete hell. I'd rather go and live with pennywise in the fucking sewers than keep going to this hellhole. Upcoming middle schoolers I'm warning you. Plz go and BEG THE HELL out of your parents to fucking homeschool you. I'm sorry I didnt. There is HORRIBLE people. The teachers are complete shit. You cant trust anyone. Your friends betray you. You make more friends. Guess what? They stab you in the back too. You'll go home and feel happy for the first time I 8 hrs and then go back to being depressed when you realize you have to go back. And if your a straight- A student. Screw that. Your grades will drop quicker then you can get your first fucking worksheet done. Good luck.
And yeah I hate my life now
And yeah I hate my life now
by Life hater March 09, 2019
by iamaweirdojustaweirdguy May 02, 2019
The actual definition of hell where half the kids are bullied, the other half’s daddies are really rich so nobody can touch them or they are the bullies.
What do the teachers do about it? Nothing. But if you’re caught wearing a hoodie? GET YOUR SORRY BUTT TO THE PRINCIPAL’S OFFICE!
Types of groups or people:
Rich kids: Walk around showing off their designer kicks to the common folk. Untouchable or else daddy will blow a fuse and sue the school.
Nerds: Smart kids but constantly get picked on by bullies.
Gamers: Normally a bunch of kids who are tech-smart and spend their break times indoors playing video games together
Bullies: Insecure jerks who take out their anger on other kids.
Kids with parents who don’t give a damn about them: One of two things happen to them. They either becomes bullies or the bullied.
Weebs: Anime kids who obsess over manga and have all the Naruto hand movements memorized. Sometimes they also go into the gamer kid group as well...why? Because Pikachu.
Tik Tok Girls: Trendy group of girls with basically 0 personality whatsoever. When they’re not gossiping and gushing over hot boys, they’re on their phones, checking their Instagram stories and trying so hard to act cool.
Athletic kids: Annoying, popular, PE coach’s favorite kids and can be teacher’s pets. Also, they have an obsession with soccer or football or whatever.
These are only some of the groups this dreadful fiery pit of hell holds.
What do the teachers do about it? Nothing. But if you’re caught wearing a hoodie? GET YOUR SORRY BUTT TO THE PRINCIPAL’S OFFICE!
Types of groups or people:
Rich kids: Walk around showing off their designer kicks to the common folk. Untouchable or else daddy will blow a fuse and sue the school.
Nerds: Smart kids but constantly get picked on by bullies.
Gamers: Normally a bunch of kids who are tech-smart and spend their break times indoors playing video games together
Bullies: Insecure jerks who take out their anger on other kids.
Kids with parents who don’t give a damn about them: One of two things happen to them. They either becomes bullies or the bullied.
Weebs: Anime kids who obsess over manga and have all the Naruto hand movements memorized. Sometimes they also go into the gamer kid group as well...why? Because Pikachu.
Tik Tok Girls: Trendy group of girls with basically 0 personality whatsoever. When they’re not gossiping and gushing over hot boys, they’re on their phones, checking their Instagram stories and trying so hard to act cool.
Athletic kids: Annoying, popular, PE coach’s favorite kids and can be teacher’s pets. Also, they have an obsession with soccer or football or whatever.
These are only some of the groups this dreadful fiery pit of hell holds.
by JustARandomPieceOfCrap November 05, 2021
The realm of Satan. Where monsters disguised as popular kids make you feel miserable for three miserable years! And when you finally find a good group of friends, they separate and leave you alone!
by Timewarps_1 May 29, 2018
Some really fucked up shit. Middle school is a place that makes you feel like how you dress is the most important thing and how popular you are matters to everyone. Middle school is a place where you get more homework than the high schoolers. Middle school is a place where the dress codes only matter for the girls and the guys can wear whatever they want. Middle school is a place that relationships Start but only last for at most a couple of months. They tell you that your grades are the most important thing but really they don’t matter. Just be yourself in middle school and don’t let popularity change your personality
Girl 1: I’m so scared to go to middle school
Girl 2: it’s ok it’s not that scary it’s almost exactly the same as elementary
Girl 2: it’s ok it’s not that scary it’s almost exactly the same as elementary
by Hi I don’t know what to write November 06, 2019
by cheerleading_236 April 20, 2019